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n. the vocabulary of a person or group that is limited to a small number of key words. These 3-5 words replace all other vocabulary, and can convey all emotions. A common laxicon consists of the words "Dude," "Awesome," "Whatever."

I stopped dating that guy because he kept calling me "Dude," and every other word out of his mouth was "awesome." His laxicon got really annoying.
laxicon by Emilie5000 October 22, 2008
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lexiconartist 

1. a person who regularly invents or reinvents words and attempts to circulate these words among the masses

2. a regular contributor to The Urban Dictionary
Because of her lexiconartist ways, she made it a personal goal to convince as many people as possible that the definition of "penultimate" was actually "the most ultimate" because, to her, it seemed more befitting.
A man whose vocabulary is larger than most others.
Compared to the ESLs that Adam typically dated, Aidan was practically a lexiconda when it came to dirty talk.
lexiconda by Laughlynne July 13, 2016
1) A collection of vernacular or terms related to a specific industry or group.
2) Some smartass' book of big words.
1) In the Chemistry Lexicon, diffusion is the process by which molecules spread out over time for an even dispersal.
2) In the Carnie's Lexion, selling stupid shit to dumbass fair-goers is called making money.
Lexicon by Simerly January 29, 2004

lexiconnoisseur 

The word used to describe a person who makes up words, then tells everyone about said word.
Tycho from Penny Arcade is a lexiconnoisseur.
lexiconnoisseur by Towedwart July 10, 2005

lexiconnoisseur 

describes the sort of person who would make up a word like that and then tell everyone about it.
Tycho Brahe (CW) is a lexiconnoisseur. He knows a long word that means squeezed to death by a snake. He also knows the French word for hat.

(CW)TB
A hybrid of 'Rubicon' and 'Laziness.'

The exact point in a day which, once passed, you realise you're not gonna achieve or do anything within it except farting around indulging ones own whims.

The day can start off fresh, where anything is possible, and you might even have plenty of stuff you wanna get done, but once that lazicon hits there's no going back; your remaining hours are then 100% committed to self-indulgent slobbery & overall nothing-at-all-ness.

Sometimes you can feel a lazicon creeping up on you, having maybe a half hour window to deflect it, or see your day swept away by its siren-like allure.
bugger, i've passed the lazicon. oh well, ahhh
Lazicon by Kino July 3, 2005
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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