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A human who lacks basic common sense when making simple decisions, such as crossing the road while cars are racing past, looking down barrels of firearms, saying “Bomb!” in an airport etc.

Derives from the human being: Lewis Lawley
Nick: “Did you see Bill look down his 12 gauge?!”
Robin: “Damn, he’s such a Lawley!”
Lawley by Doctor JF May 10, 2020
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kian lawley 

Youtuber, Actor, Handsome AF. Basically my husband so back off ladies.
Kian Lawley! come on in, the doctor's ready to see you.
kian lawley by FOLLOWMEKIAN March 26, 2016
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Beth lawley

fat slut who has a sexual relationship with people also known as a light switch
Beth lawley is a fat slag
Beth lawley by swampygolem89 December 14, 2019

Kian lawley 

Kian robert lawley, 25 years of age, most handsome man on earth hands down... Everyone says he is their husband when actually he is jc's husband.
"Kian lawley" is jc caylens husband
Kian lawley by Whydontwelover18 October 19, 2020

Kian Lawley 

A beautiful human that has been blessed by god. He is so perfect that even boys like him, girls would do anything to have him fot themselves.<3
-Oh my god this is so pretty!
-I know it's like Kian Lawley
Kian Lawley by Rosemonster December 9, 2016

Lawless London 

Like the wild west but in London.
guy 1: did you hear about that lad got stabbed yesterday?
guy 2: ye just another stabbing in lawless london innit
Lawless London by CityOfLondon February 11, 2019

lawlers law 

An nba "law" made by ralph lawler, a clippers commentator. Basically says first to 100 points wins. Has been found to be true 91-92% of the time.
"I can breathe now there that lawlers law thing. First to 100 wins, its the law."
lawlers law by andsa April 12, 2008
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
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endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.
I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026
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A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.
Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026
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