Being overwhelmingly lax. A situation involving several lax brahs, a great deal of lax flow, some hetero lax brah - lax brah loving, seersucker and possibly a lax battle. Something is not laxtastic unless it compels an observer to immediately go out and lax it up or grow their hair out, stop wearing shoes, and in extreme situations, only wear practice jerseys whilst rocking the wallet-on-a-lanyard backwards around the neck.
Lax Brah 1: Dude, didn't you go to Gark?
Lax Brah 2: Shut up man. I got into Gillman too. I just didn't want to go.
Lax Brah 1: Yeah man, I got into Park, but I'm just not, like, arty.
Lax Brah 2: Fuck you man! I was all Baltimore County! You didn't even start at Gillman!
Lax Brah 1: Bro, I would have been all county if I had played for Gark.
Observer: This is laxtastic!
Adjective used to describe an amazing aspect of (usuallybreast) milk production.
Mom: Last night I breastfed the baby and then still was able to pump another 8 ounces.
Dad: Wow! That's lactastic!
RN: The lab finished the analysis on the mother's breast milk. It's 27 Calories per ounce.
MD: She might as we'll be making heavy whipping cream! She's lactastic!
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.