2 definitions by Assistant Professor X

1. Adjective: used to describe an overly edematous child.
2. Adjective: being insincerely optimistic about an overly edematous child's prognosis.
1. "This patient is retaining fluid. He is more anasarcastic this morning."

2. Dr. A: "This patient is so edematous, his ears look like cauliflower! I'm sure he'd benefit from ECMO!"
Dr. X: "Oh stop being so anasarcastic!"
by Assistant Professor X July 12, 2013
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Adjective used to describe an amazing aspect of (usually breast) milk production.
Mom: Last night I breastfed the baby and then still was able to pump another 8 ounces.
Dad: Wow! That's lactastic!

RN: The lab finished the analysis on the mother's breast milk. It's 27 Calories per ounce.
MD: She might as we'll be making heavy whipping cream! She's lactastic!
by Assistant Professor X February 3, 2014
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