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Lavisciouss

To be laviscious is to exhibit certain unattractive character traits including cruelty, manipulation, double standards and being a big fat meanie. It does not take much to trigger this characteristic in these nasty individuals, just being happy and having fun should do it. A laviscious person will move outside the law and stalk you (especially if you are attractive to them), hax your tech (hax ikr) and listen to your private conversations but usually will only do this to the vulnerable such as women, children and gay moms. These narcissistic folk tend to have equally morally bankrupt 'friends' and will stop at nothing to hurt people who exhibit 'weakness' such as being kind, helpful or angelic. Lavisciousness includes a perchance for poorly written creative writing and the making up of very nonsensical stories about themselves and their lonely, boring lives. You would be forgiven for sitting on the fence, being Switzerland or hedging your bets when the lies and corruption begin out of intuition or self defense. One must never give money to a lavisciouss person, remaining pennywise is advised at all times as is wearing your sexiest camo print and push up bra to avoid detection. Always sing to a lavisciouss person, especially when they are stalking you at Funday Friday, they love it.
You lavisciouss piece of crap, I want to fk you so hard but i'm not sure if your peepee works?

Tonee decided to hurt Angel because she was kind and seemed to care about people.

That lavisciouss arse drives a Hon(d)a.

What is a full stop? Asked the lavisciouss inmate of his ghetto neighbour.

The boss is lavisciouss, its time to leave.

I'm leaving the lavisciouss individuals for the Gods to sort out. Tata!
Lavisciouss by missmewhen March 6, 2018

Laborious 

When one is intoxicated to the point of becoming work for those around them.
Guy 1 "How come you bounced early last night?

Guy 2 "Mark was laborious as fuck last night, tried to jump of a bridge."

Guy 1 "Straight labor party."

lactosious 

Any food or drink that appears or tastes better simply by the high level of milk (or cheese, or any other milk byproduct) content it contains...
Karen's iced coffee looked so lactosious because of all of the half&half she had in there...
lactosious by psyCohn December 17, 2009

lavicious 

it means scathingly menacing
"Larry laughs like a lavicious lunatic!"
lavicious by A boy named Jon August 31, 2007
A term used to describe a person, place, thing, situation, or idea when there is no other formidable manner to describe it. It's use is typically to the positive in the same manner in which one would says something is "fly, awesome, cool, legit, etc."
"Do you see that girl over there? Man, she is Lavacious"
lavacious by trampledunderfoot December 5, 2017

latocious 

Someone who is lactose intolerant but loves milk. This individual can't control any of their urges.
Ja'Mikel: Bruh I'm fuckin' lactose intolerant
Ching Chong: Sooooooo...
Ja'Mikel: But I like me that white shit
Ching Chong: Ohh so your latocious
latocious by Niggerchink November 14, 2018