Laborious

When one is intoxicated to the point of becoming work for those around them.

Guy 1 "How come you bounced early last night?

Guy 2 "Mark was laborious as fuck last night, tried to jump of a bridge."

Guy 1 "Straight labor party."

by AbradolphLincler July 01, 2011

The Mormon Riviera

The Orange Coast. This stretches from Huntington to Dana Point. In particular, Newport Beach during the summer is inundated with a Mormon horde, complete with BYU pop-up tents. Meanwhile, any Mormon girl between 18-25 will post a picture on this stretch of beach in a given summer. After all, that one-piece isn’t going to rake in a Marriott School dude if nobody sees it.

(Australian accent) Like the swallows of Capistrano, these Mormons innately return to the Mormon Riviera each year- to bask, attract a mate, tend to their young, and revive their mommy-blogs. The majesty of these creatures.

by AbradolphLincler June 05, 2018