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Someone who realizes they don't know everything, but something about them really does. A Lavoris likes to read people like a book and is really good at it.
Lavoris: Why you didn't meet me at the store?
Ransom person: I was on my way right now (random person haven't left yet)
Lavoris: Get outta her with that bullshit, you aint left nowhere!
lavoris by REal Girl July 21, 2009
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The most attractive man you can ever meet.
Girl 1: OMG that dude is so hot!
Girl 2: I think he is a Lavoris.
Lavoris by anonymous March 1, 2023
The hottest man you will ever meet.
Girl 1: That dude is so hot and sexy!
Girl 2: Oh yeah I heard his name is Lavoris
Lavoris by Not a Lavoris March 1, 2023
Lord of the Abyss, not concerned with the matters of heaven or hell
Lavoris rules over the Abyss. The only requirement to enter Lavoris' domain is that you leave your soul outside to preserve the perfect nothingness that is the Abyss.
Lavoris by Psychonik June 24, 2012

lavoris licker 

Noun: Person who prefers the taste of the 100 year old mouthwash to the actual taste of the person they are with.
The Lavoris Licker chugged half a bottle to wipe out the raunchy morning taste.
lavoris licker by Weena69 July 19, 2013
Lavores is a guy who is genuinely sweet, has an amazing personality, very athletic (like a mini lebron), loves to tease his girl, is funny and goofy. Donโ€™t lose a Lavores- you will be the luckiest girl in the world if your boyfriend is lavores he will treat you right and love u unconditionally ๐Ÿ’™
lavores
Lavores by Hakdhbdkbs March 1, 2020
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