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baughurst 

The realist area in the UK. Bunch of real G's live there and it gets rough at night. Basically the hood. If your not strapped in Baughurst you're gonna have a rough time living, the village is savage. S/o Tesco Express aka the TrapHouse
"Y'all see that nigga right there, don't fuck wid him, he's from Baughurst"
baughurst by Ray17 October 20, 2015

Lakehurst Mall

An enclosed shopping mall built in 1971 in the developing Chicago suburb of Waukegan. Anchored by Carson Pirie Scott & Co., Wieboldt's, and JC Penney (known at the time as simply Penney's), the mall featured over 100 shops, as well as several shops and restaurants outside the mall including a multiplex, Service Merchandise, and a strip-mall.

In 1986 Wieboldt's filed for bankruptcy and closed its Lakehurst location, just in time for the infamous flood of 1986 which crippled the village of Gurnee some 5 minutes away. The floods resulted in the closure of Gurnee's elementary schools, which for about 6 weeks would be held inside the former Wieboldt's anchor, which became unofficially known as "Wieboldt U". After the schools were repaired and Wieboldt U students left, the store was remodeled and reopened as a Montgomery Ward on the top floor and Dunham's Sports on the bottom floor.

1991 sparked the decline of Lakehurst when the massive Gurnee Mills outlet mall was built 5 minutes away. Almost instantly Lakehurst shoppers and tenants fled Lakehurst for the new mega mall. 1997 would be a vicious blow to Lakehurst's head when JCPenney closed its Lakehurst location due to it being considered "underperforming", and a larger more updated store being built 30 minutes away in Vernon Hills. Montgomery Ward also closed its Lakehurst location due to bankruptcy troubles.

The rapidly dying mall was shuttered in 2001, leaving its Carson Pirie Scott anchor as the only operating store at Lakehurst. Carson's survived through 2003 and finally turned out the lights in early 2004, with demolition following shortly afterward. The land is being redeveloped to Fountain Square of Waukegan, a mixed retail and office plaza.
"Fountain Square was built on the site of the former Lakehurst Mall"
Lakehurst Mall by Jon Revelle March 22, 2008

laughurbator 

One who laughs at their own jokes or stories for self gratification.
Did you hear that story that Mohr told about Chief. I can't believe he still laughs about that. He's such a laughurbator.
laughurbator by Burt Stuart September 28, 2005

laughsturbating 

I was laughsturbating while watching clown porn last night!
laughsturbating by Andrew tasas January 7, 2010

Laughsthma 

Laughter + asthma

A condition in which a person will often have an uncontrollable laughing attack.

The symptoms of this attack include, but are not limited to; teary eyes/crying, a red face, and difficulty breathing (as with Asthma).
When I was talking to my roomate Laura last night and ran into the living room wall, she became so hysterical she had a laughsthma attack!
Laughsthma by Ruthie J February 25, 2009

laughsturbation 

The ability to make yourself laugh/laughing at your own jokes.
I couldn't stop cracking myself up at my standup comedy set. Must be a chronic case of laughsturbation.