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Laugh Your Dick Hard 

1) to laugh so much that your dick gets hard
2) to get a hard-on or erection from a dirty or kinky joke
Acronym: LYDH
Pete: This joke will really Laugh Your Dick Hard.
Pete: How do rednecks tell if a girl is old enough to marry?
Joe: I don't know.
Pete: Stand her in a barrel. If her head is above the rim, she's old enough. If it isn't above the rim, cut the barrel down a little.
Joe: HA-HA-HA
Laugh Your Dick Hard by galen_gris October 26, 2011

Hardcore laugh 

a Hardcore Laugh is a very loud, sudden laugh in response to something very funny.
"I'm totally gonna hardcore laugh if she falls off that table"
"when that guy stepped on the mayonnaise packet and it squirted all over that woman's dress, I hardcore laughed for like ten minutes streight."

Hardcore Laugh 

a Hardcore Laugh is a very laud, sudden laugh in response to something very funny.
"I'm totally gonna hardcore laugh if she falls off that table"
"when that guy stepped on the mayonnaise packet and it squirted all over that woman's dress, I hardcore laughed for like ten minutes streight."

laughtard (n.) 

When you are laughing so hard you lose control of your basic abilities, including and not exclusive to: the ability to say what you are trying to say, your ability to be understood by those around you; in extreme circumstances, you lose continence
" I understood you until you turned into a laughtard (n.)"
"I was giving my speech and my mind when blank, then I just lost it and went laughtard(n.)"

laugharder

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