fivetoedsloth's definitions

HL

Hardcore Laugh. a very loud, sudden laugh in response to something very funny.

"I'm totally gonna HL if she falls off that table"
"when that guy stepped on the mayonnaise packet and it squirted all over that woman's dress, I HL'd for like ten minutes streight."

by fivetoedsloth June 3, 2009

Hardcore Laugh

a Hardcore Laugh is a very laud, sudden laugh in response to something very funny.

"I'm totally gonna hardcore laugh if she falls off that table"
"when that guy stepped on the mayonnaise packet and it squirted all over that woman's dress, I hardcore laughed for like ten minutes streight."

by fivetoedsloth June 3, 2009

Jacktate

to ejaculate from masturbation, jack-off-lactation

"I just jacktated all over the computer screen"

by fivetoedsloth September 27, 2009

HL

Hardcore Laugh. a very laud, sudden laugh in response to something very funny.

"I'm totally gonna HL if she falls off that table"
"when that guy stepped on the mayonnaise packet and it squirted all over that woman's dress, I HL'd for like ten minutes streight."

by fivetoedsloth June 3, 2009

Hardcore laugh

a Hardcore Laugh is a very loud, sudden laugh in response to something very funny.

"I'm totally gonna hardcore laugh if she falls off that table"
"when that guy stepped on the mayonnaise packet and it squirted all over that woman's dress, I hardcore laughed for like ten minutes streight."

by fivetoedsloth June 3, 2009

five toed sloth

Somebody who is incredibly lazy, always late, doesn't like to move, or is just slow in general.

it originates from the animals, the two-toed and three-toed sloths.

"'shit dude, Jed said he'd be here three hours ago, do you think he's ok?'

'man, he's fine, he's always late; he's like a fuckin' five toed sloth or something'"

by fivetoedsloth October 5, 2009