laudert

Laudert is the last name of a handsome, dedicated, and ambitious man. He will protect his loved ones at all costs. You can always count on him to bring energy to the room and he often fills the room with joy and laughter. (If female all qualities still apply but beautiful instead of handsome)

"I heard a Laudert proposed to you! Youre so lucky, he'll take care of you like no other could...I wish I had a Laudert."

laudert by truth_speaker&seeker-88 November 14, 2020

Ft. Lauderdale Mudslide

The Ft. Lauderdale Mudslide involves the following; one extra large adult diaper, and a heaping dose of laxatives. To carry out the act, two people engaged in coitus wear the same adult diaper an hour or so after consuming the laxatives. Ideally, during climax the fecal material should begin to leak thoroughly, coating the couple.

My grandmother got a serious urinary tract infection after doing the Ft. Lauderdale Mudslide.

Ft. Lauderdale Mudslide by Ryan & Ben January 28, 2007

Harold Lauder 

A character from Stephen King's novel, "The Stand". He masturbates bitterly at one part of the story.

A description of Harold Lauder's actions from The Stand:

"In the hour before dawn, he replaced the diary in Fran's pack and secured the buckles. He took no special precautions. If she woke, he thought coldly, he would kill her and then run. Run where? West. But he would not stop in Nebraska or even in Colorado, oh no.

She didn't wake.

He went back to his sleeping bag. He masturbated bitterly." (562)

Harold Lauder by Godzilla himself April 4, 2010

Lauderdaling 

When you projectile vomit everywhere including the door leading outside, shoes, cars, and porches. Started by Tyler Lauderdale

Shit dude i just caught Tyler Lauderdaling agian!

Dude if you drink anymore your gona start Lauderdaling!

Lauderdaling by LoZ825 April 1, 2009

North Lauderdale 

Hood where zack Grew up place in fortlauderdale slums where you can always get good weed for a good price.

Yo im headed to northlauderdale to get me som erb

North Lauderdale by Kristina October 23, 2004

Lauderhill 

That town in South Florida, in the Fort Lauderdale area, right above the Miami-Dade area. Broward county. Deepside is known for its deep slang. Some say you acn't understand the slang but its pretty basic once you get used to it. Deepside is the main part people know in Lauderhill. Itz compaired to Sistrunk in Ft. Lauderdale, the heart of the black community in broward county. Lauderhill is mainly Jamaican, some haitians, some chinese, and little white.

Don't go talkin bad in the worst parts of Lauderhill because it can be compaired to deep in Broklyn Or Jamaica,Queens. Just dont go down there without your eyes open for danger.

Don't go talkin bad in the worst parts of Lauderhill because it can be compaired to deep in Broklyn Or Jamaica,Queens. Just dont go down there without your eyes open for danger.

Lauderhill by Johhnylife June 9, 2008

Ft. Lauderdale 

Pretty much Miami's close cousin, except Ft Lauderdale is cleaner and less crazy. If you want to relax on a cleaner beach, go to Ft. Lauderdale. But if you want a party zone, go to Miami.

Ft. Lauderdale is easily one of the best cities in Florida.

Ft. Lauderdale by Kyle February 19, 2005