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Laudert is the last name of a handsome, dedicated, and ambitious man. He will protect his loved ones at all costs. You can always count on him to bring energy to the room and he often fills the room with joy and laughter. (If female all qualities still apply but beautiful instead of handsome)

"I heard a Laudert proposed to you! Youre so lucky, he'll take care of you like no other could...I wish I had a Laudert."

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Ft. Lauderdale Mudslide

The Ft. Lauderdale Mudslide involves the following; one extra large adult diaper, and a heaping dose of laxatives. To carry out the act, two people engaged in coitus wear the same adult diaper an hour or so after consuming the laxatives. Ideally, during climax the fecal material should begin to leak thoroughly, coating the couple.

My grandmother got a serious urinary tract infection after doing the Ft. Lauderdale Mudslide.

Ft. Lauderdale Mudslide by Ryan & Ben January 28, 2007

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Harold Lauder

A character from Stephen King's novel, "The Stand". He masturbates bitterly at one part of the story.

A description of Harold Lauder's actions from The Stand:

"In the hour before dawn, he replaced the diary in Fran's pack and secured the buckles. He took no special precautions. If she woke, he thought coldly, he would kill her and then run. Run where? West. But he would not stop in Nebraska or even in Colorado, oh no.

She didn't wake.

He went back to his sleeping bag. He masturbated bitterly." (562)

Harold Lauder by Godzilla himself April 4, 2010

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Lauderdaling

When you projectile vomit everywhere including the door leading outside, shoes, cars, and porches. Started by Tyler Lauderdale

Shit dude i just caught Tyler Lauderdaling agian!

Dude if you drink anymore your gona start Lauderdaling!

Lauderdaling by LoZ825 April 1, 2009

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North Lauderdale

Hood where zack Grew up place in fortlauderdale slums where you can always get good weed for a good price.

Yo im headed to northlauderdale to get me som erb

North Lauderdale by Kristina October 23, 2004

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Lauderhill

That town in South Florida, in the Fort Lauderdale area, right above the Miami-Dade area. Broward county. Deepside is known for its deep slang. Some say you acn't understand the slang but its pretty basic once you get used to it. Deepside is the main part people know in Lauderhill. Itz compaired to Sistrunk in Ft. Lauderdale, the heart of the black community in broward county. Lauderhill is mainly Jamaican, some haitians, some chinese, and little white.

Don't go talkin bad in the worst parts of Lauderhill because it can be compaired to deep in Broklyn Or Jamaica,Queens. Just dont go down there without your eyes open for danger.

Don't go talkin bad in the worst parts of Lauderhill because it can be compaired to deep in Broklyn Or Jamaica,Queens. Just dont go down there without your eyes open for danger.

Lauderhill by Johhnylife June 9, 2008

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Ft. Lauderdale

Pretty much Miami's close cousin, except Ft Lauderdale is cleaner and less crazy. If you want to relax on a cleaner beach, go to Ft. Lauderdale. But if you want a party zone, go to Miami.

Ft. Lauderdale is easily one of the best cities in Florida.

Ft. Lauderdale by Kyle February 19, 2005

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Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.

"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."

Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026

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pod person

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.

The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.

pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005

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dead drop

A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.

"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."

dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008

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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.

You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.

No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023

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ulzzang

Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.

"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"

ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008

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EBK

EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).

Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."

EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026

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