latability

A measure of how late a task, assignment, obligation, etc., can be and still be okay.

"What's the latability of that homework assignment?"
"Ten percent each day"

"There isn't any latability in catching a bus in Pittsburgh"

by .mox June 9, 2018

21st century liability

I'm a 21st century liability
I'm a 21st century liability
I'm a 21st century liability
(Bang, bang, bang)
It's all bollocks
I'm a 21st century liability
I'm a 21st century liability
I'm a 21st century liability
(Bang, bang, bang)
It's all bollocks

Were all made from the spawn of the devil. I'm a 21st century liability.

by Losercakes101 July 12, 2019

ladybility

What chauvinists call the ability to act like a "lady" in the Victorian sense, which includes only speaking when spoken to, being dainty and submissive to men, and humiliating other supposed "ladies" in order to make oneself appear more ladylike. "Ladybility" is a portmanteau of the words "lady" and "ability."

Man 1: "Sir, I would like to introduce you to my date to the party, Lady 1."

Man 2: "Pleasure to meet you, Lady 1. How do you do?"

Lady 1: "Quite fine sir, thank you. I'm just a tad lightheaded from all this manly discussion. Did you notice that lady in the corner who just burped? What a mannish sort of woman!"

Man 2: "What an impressive ladybility you have, my dear Lady 1!"

by Carrotboy December 19, 2011

Liability

Someone who is just a pain in the ass, a hassle, a nuisance, or all of the above. More often than not is your significant other.

Original Liability: Daelyn Henderson

Grant: Jake, I have one word to describe her.

Jake: What
Grant: LIABILITY BABY

by oneguytrain June 24, 2018

21st century liability

An album written by Dominic Harrison also known as YUNGBLUD.

"Hey have you listened to 21st century liability?"

by Losercakes101 July 12, 2019

Fatability

The likelihood that a good lookin' girl will turn into a donut-lovin' jelly ass. Based on seeing the other females in her herd.

Yo, Megan is fuckin' hot but she's got serious fatability.

by tditty October 18, 2008

Likability

Likable, charismatic, a trait in someone that is warm familiar comfortable and easy to be around. Friend worthy, A trait generally noticed right away instant feeling of comfort and trust desirable to be around.

I knew right away from our brief conversation she had strong likability.
She had lots of likability and would make a great host.
He was kind of a jerk only talked about himself and his car had poor people skills and low likability.

by Upcycle December 29, 2013