lassem
Lassem is the name of the best friend group of all time. We are not weird. We are not a cult. All allegations against lassem are inaccurate.
I wish I was in LASSEM.
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Laddies, Lasses, and Lassos
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Laddies- Any make viewers watching
Lasses- Any female viewers watching
Lassos- Any non-binary viewers watching
Laddies- Any make viewers watching
Lasses- Any female viewers watching
Lassos- Any non-binary viewers watching
Laddies, Lasses, and Lassos by dO I LOOK- January 21, 2022
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lassem • Lasse • larsemall • Lassen County • Lassened • Laksemad • lashema • lashemma • lassampson • Lasse Berghagen
dirty lasse
A dirty Lasse is when you where at your parents house for a while and you finally come home and have the urge to masturbate,
which results in a very quick masturbation session. The masturbation material is secondary and is to a high percentage an ugly girl or animal porn.
which results in a very quick masturbation session. The masturbation material is secondary and is to a high percentage an ugly girl or animal porn.
We better not disturb him he is pulling of a dirty Lasse.
When I am finally home it's dirty Lasse time!
When I am finally home it's dirty Lasse time!
dirty lasse by Darkmaster1422 April 14, 2020
Lasse
Lasse is the hottest motherfucker you’ll ever meet. Just from looking at him will make you instantly start grinding on his face. Some say that Lasse has a higher IQ than Einstein, and he also has a large surprise under his pants ;). He is also rolling in e-girls...
Aaron: OMG have you seen Lasse he is so hot.
Lorenzo: Dudeeee I think I’m gay for Lasse.
Everybody else: I just creamed my jeans from looking at Lasse.
Lorenzo: Dudeeee I think I’m gay for Lasse.
Everybody else: I just creamed my jeans from looking at Lasse.
Lasse by Large Cock Man May 23, 2020
Lasse
Lasse is the definition of a really nice guy who is so awesome that if you`d count to his awesomeness, you would never get finished. Lasse is also a word for an extremely smart guy. (His IQ is over 9000)
Lasse by Flyin_Pig_of_Joy November 11, 2014
lashema
A beautiful and intelligent woman and or man that will be stern with you but cautious and kind. Don't mess with a Lashema though, they will pop on you so fast you wont even know you got slapped until your on the floor!
lashema by Shipping_Queen June 16, 2017
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After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
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Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
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After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
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