lasership 

when want to ship a package and believe that the package will be sent at laser speed.

"I tried to lasership you a package but, you told me you never received it... turns out it was laser shit..."

lasership by tra0wling December 25, 2017

Lovership

A relationship between lovers, to distinguish it from the broader term "relationship", which is not limited to romantic usages and could be ambiguous in some contexts. It is a parallel to the word “friendship”, as well as numerous fanfiction pairing names ending in -ship.

They are in an open lovership.

Lovership by IntrospectiveLiz November 22, 2017

LaserSharp 

Literally the biggest boomer in all of UL. Honestly, LaserSharp is a stupid beaner and he should die. LaserSharp is one of the owners of ARP (Abnormally Red Piss) squad, which is filled with entitled faggots that think they're cool.

Ew, it's LaserSharp, let's kill him!

That kid seems pretty stupid, it must be LaserSharp.

LaserSharp by iFuckMyBrother24/7 September 16, 2019

long distance lovership 

A term to describe two people who are more than friends, but due to certain circumstances cannot be dating who have a strong emotional commitment to one another but are far away and often beyond physical access most of the time.

Benefits include being able to whine, pamper, understand, defend, help, talk, whisper, use inside jokes with each other, etc.
They bear every semblance to a real couple, except they are not one.

He and I have a long distance Lovership.

long distance lovership by Mamamacho June 30, 2015

Lonership 

Having the qualities of being a loner, by yourself and excluding yourself from a crowd.

Bob is flaunting his lonership flicking off everyone in the crowd.

Lonership by Spoondizzle March 20, 2010

Likership 

Used to describe the core group of people that 'like' your Facebook page. Just like a membership for a club, a likership describes the group of people that follow any given Facebook page described in quantitative terms often against comparable pages or businesses.

1. "Hey Jill, I must be doing something right, my likership just hit 100."

2. "We need to talk to our I.T. department about increasing our likership, our competition's Facebook page now has a larger likership than ours."

Likership by Brick Lover March 12, 2011

lawlership 

A scholarship awarded to someone demonstrating exceptional promise and potential in the hilarital arts.

(Two guys at a college party, about to acheive brojaculation)

Guy 1: (roflcopter-status joke here)
Guy 2: Haha that was so funny bro
Guy 1: Thanks bro, I'm actually getting a pretty fat lawlership to go here

lawlership by bruce500000000 September 14, 2010