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laser snake

A rare colorful snake of which only one exists on each continent. It shoots lasers out of its eyes and the explosions propel it through the air. Anyone who would attempt to take the life of a laser snake would be instantly killed. It is undoubtedly the most amazing creature ever to exist on this earth.
Random Bystander: "Look, that laser snake just killed Trump!"
Secret Service agent: "Yesssss!"
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Reverse Laser Snake

The sex position where you put your toe so far up someone's ass their body reverses itself. Then you stick the pe pe in.
"I got Reverse Laser Snaked last night"
by DingusDan1028 January 7, 2019
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