larvman 

unemployed person

if you don't work you 'll be a larvman !

larvman by Fugustar October 17, 2003

larkman 

a council estate in Norwich, England.It is full of girls that look like men in tracksuits and boozy teenagers that think they're hard with weed and stds

Girl: ew look at them scabs
Boy: I know,there larkmanites from the larkman

larkman by Twatfeatures June 2, 2015

Larkmanite 

a person hailing from the a council estate named 'The Larkman' in Norwich, UK. The women will usually be found adorning large amounts of cheap gold jewelry often purchased at F H Hinds on St. Stephens street situated very conveniently near to ARGOS, poundland and Iceland - all places a Larkmanite is likely to be found. The men generally stay at home and play on their PSP's the more fortunate will often own a moped on which they will ride around Norwich city centre. Residents of the Larkman tend to stick together and rarely wonder far from the estate - they keep it in the family and have a motto for meeting ones partner - 'Why cross the street when you can cross the hall',

A. Look at those scummy people who are they?...
B. They are Larkmanites from the Larman estate - do not look them directly in the eyes (this is totaly dependant on them having two working eyes)

Larkmanite by Beaver... October 17, 2008

Larvans 

(noun): term used to refer to a lost kitty and a ferocious lioness who fall in love under odd circumstances. The members of a larvans tend to fall into deep, unequivocal love strangely quick, and often spend inexplicable amounts of time sleeping under tables. Separating members of a larvans is extremely dangerous, as they often claw and purr until they reunite.

Fun frat dude: Yo bro, bring those plates of bacon and eggs over here so we can get come protein, breakfast-style.

Concerned frat dude on-looker: Bro, watch out! There is a larvans under that kitchen table! You know it'll freak out if you get too close.

Fun frat dude: Woah, thanks bro. That could have gotten ugly. I for sure didn't want that cat purring at me all day.

Larvans by JR the cabbie May 20, 2011

Larvans 

(noun): A type of automobile similar in shape to a van, designed for both personal and public use. Larvans are typically a one box design for maximum interior girth and can fit a maximum of four passengers. Although many are gasoline-love hybrids, some may be found to run only on Guatemalan sugarcane ethanol. All interior features are in Spanish and the new car smell is catnip.

Taxpayer: Do I qualify for the alternative motor vehicle tax credit for purchasing my Larvans in Alabama in March 2011?

TaxConsultant: Yes! Because you purchased it on or before August 8, 2011 in Alabama!

Larvans by Cajones00777 May 20, 2011

largmanoodle 

when some thot pours hot lava on your dick

i was walking around and a thot tried to largmanoodle me

largmanoodle by Riley, Zac June 23, 2019

Larkman King 

Title awarded to man in charge on the Larkman Estate, Norwich, UK. King of the Larkmanites, the big man.

Guy #1 - who's that twat
Guy #2 - watch it mate, that's the Larkman King, show some respect.

Larkman King by KingWeasel October 25, 2018