Larenz

Issa trustworthy dude , sexy asf💯 Can overthink some things but always will bet there when u need someone and brings chill vibes and litt all the time

Oh yeah Larenz is a real one💯🤞🏾

by Reezii😼 September 2, 2017

larenz

Someone who wears extremely long shorts that end up looking like pants

Man shit are those shorts or jeans thats gotta be larenz goddammit

by Jubjabjib January 5, 2014

Larenz Hyman

A very leng smexy guy

Larenz Hyman is so leng dont you just want to kiss him

by BumsPoopieShitty December 18, 2023

Lorenzo Berkshire

a kind, hot guy from the Wattpad story “Filthy”. He’s a slytherin with mommy & daddy issues. cousin & best friend to Draco Malfoy.

My favorite character from “Filthy” is Lorenzo Berkshire.

by wattpadlover January 13, 2021

larents

A word used to say Louis and Harry are your parents.

Larry: *Hugs*
Me: holy shIT MY LARENTS!!!!

by CalxmHxmmo January 1, 2016

Lorenzo Von Matterhorn

Lorenzo Von Matterhorn was born in Switzerland in the spring of 1974. He was placed in a basket and tossed into a river immediately following his birth. After traveling downstream for miles, he was found by a young Milanese woman who raised him, naming his Lorenzo after her father, and Von Matterhorn to reflect his Swiss heritage.

Lorenzo was diagnosed with a condition called phallumegally (bigness of penis) at a young age. He grew up unable to ride a bike or feel comfortable in a locker room or a regular pair of shorts. He has applied for penis reduction surgery many times, but the doctors have said that, sadly, that is not an option.

He is the founder of Von Matterhorn Industries International Unlimited Global Inc., or VMIIUGI, and was once named billionaire of the week by Big Business Journal.

See The Lorenzo Von Matterhorn.

By pretending to be Lorenzo Von Matterhorn, Barney managed to convince a woman to sleep with him.

by lilypotter56 July 25, 2012

LaurenZside

Best Youtuber EVER.

LaurenZside is the best youtuber in da worlddddd

by oofererika August 16, 2020