lardner 

An incredibly cute slightly chubby guy who is a surprisingly good kisser. Has the largest penis of any man with an iq of less than 50. Has made out with more girls when dressed up as a girl than as a guy. Can asexually reproduce into an entire family of little morons. All in all a very unique little shit. Get yours for half price now!

Oh my god. Im so high on lardners right now

lardner by rebecca young January 23, 2015

demi lardner

Is a south australian "Comedian", she is not funny at all.

Friend: Yo Demi Lardner is so funny
Me: Go kys pls

demi lardner by ma namma jeff June 2, 2018

James Ladner 

The UFC just bleed guy. Really funny video on youtube, is an mma legend just because how freakin funny he looks in it. But is in jail til 2012 for recieving stolen property.. How sad. Look him up, its pretty damn funny.

The just bleed guy is so famous, tom lawlor dressed up like James Ladner (just bleed guy) at one of his weigh-ins

James Ladner by IDKButYouDo October 24, 2010

Lardnering 

When someone is a compulsive liar, a capper or kaptain krunchin'

Bro you lardnering right now, that didn't happen.

Lardnering by Capn'Cap1997 August 20, 2021

Ladner 

A small town in Delta, BC. One of the last gang-free havens of white people and nice forested areas that aren't filled with dead rape victims (like the forests of Surrey) in Greater Vancouver. You can generally roam the streets at 3 am in relative safety as the only crime frequenting the town is dumpster fires.

Outsider's see Ladner as a farm town because several farms exist to the east and to the south. Of course Ladnarians are known for embracing their farmer image through such actions as growing ridiculous dirty beards, not washing their hands until they get crusty and turn brown, entering stores without shoes and wearing wife-beaters around town. A typical Saturday night for the average Ladnarian consists of either hitting up The Landing Pub and associating with local retards or leaving Ladner to go someplace else. There are a few nice restaurants, however, including the renowned La Belle Auberge as well as Taverna Gorgona and Sharkey's (Greek and seafood at their finest).

Beside Ladner Leisure Centre, the local aquatic and fitness centre, you can find loads of rabbits that are the size of small dogs as well as potheads hanging at the skate park. There is not much in Ladner so it is really what you make of it.

eg#1
Guy from Ladner: "I love the little forested area in the back of my house and the fact that its so serene when I go in there to blaze."

Guy from Surrey: "Shit man, I stay out of the forested area near my house. You never know what sort of corpses you will find in there. And it's not serene. I hear screams coming from deep in there every night."

eg#2
Guy with dirty hands as though he's just come from working in the fields (even though he's a student): "Hey wanna go light dumpster fires in Ladner tonight?"

Guy 2: "Sure, first we can go to pick up some tampons from Save On Foods in our wife-beaters and soak them in lighter fluid."

eg#3
Ladner Girl: "Hey what do you wanna do tonight?"

Ladner Girl 2: "Well we could go to Vancouver or Richmond or even Surrey... Come to think of it, there is probably more going on in Tsawwassen even."

Ladner by Jibblety Jiblits March 21, 2011

Lardered 

Lardered (verb) - For a male to partake in sexual intercourse with a plus sized female or vice versa. Usually involves the larger person incorporating their excess rolls into said act.

Wow, Randy just got lardered by Heather.

Lardered by the_hoedown August 9, 2010

larder 

An extremely forceful fart, it is often highly deadly and smells very bad.

"Oi whats he doing?" "i think hes trying larder"
"Guys you better get out of here im about to larder!"

larder by =RICO= August 17, 2011