lardner

An incredibly cute slightly chubby guy who is a surprisingly good kisser. Has the largest penis of any man with an iq of less than 50. Has made out with more girls when dressed up as a girl than as a guy. Can asexually reproduce into an entire family of little morons. All in all a very unique little shit. Get yours for half price now!
Oh my god. Im so high on lardners right now
by rebecca young January 23, 2015
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Lardnering

When someone is a compulsive liar, a capper or kaptain krunchin'
Bro you lardnering right now, that didn't happen.
by Capn'Cap1997 August 20, 2021
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demi lardner

Is a south australian "Comedian", she is not funny at all.
Friend: Yo Demi Lardner is so funny
Me: Go kys pls
by ma namma jeff June 02, 2018
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