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lapsided 

a large amount of stuffed animals stacked or piled together
the corner of my bed is very lapsided
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When a girl's breast is larger than the other.
Dude, look at that girl in that bikini.. she's lopsided.
lopsided by duke of ass August 28, 2006

Robin the lopsided cradle 

Term used when an older woman has an affection for a younger man with obvious learning disabilities.
Look at this old ass bitch all hugged up on that retard.
She's Robin the lopsided cradle. It's pathetic but it happens.

lopsided slummy 

when you get 2 gummies that are connected to each other in a pack

Lopsided Dinner 

The act of eating a meal from a gaping asshole of a deceased, hanging person.
I was at church when I walked in on the minister eating some lopsided dinner from the dangling lady.

lopsided swastika 

A position often used in intercourse with a quadraplegic. This position involves the quadraplegic being spun like a bayblade on ones penis, this then moves their arms in the shape of a lopsided swastika.
1: "I got a black eye last night giving becky a lopsided swastika"
2: "Yo, thats a beepus!"
lopsided by sux to be u April 6, 2004
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The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...
I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
kitbash by geru January 15, 2006
Word of the Day on September 11, 2026

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026
Word of the Day on September 10, 2026
Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
Word of the Day on September 8, 2026
Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026
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