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When a girl's breast is larger than the other.
Dude, look at that girl in that bikini.. she's lopsided.
lopsided by duke of ass August 28, 2006

Robin the lopsided cradle 

Term used when an older woman has an affection for a younger man with obvious learning disabilities.
Look at this old ass bitch all hugged up on that retard.
She's Robin the lopsided cradle. It's pathetic but it happens.

lopsided slummy 

when you get 2 gummies that are connected to each other in a pack

Lopsided Dinner 

The act of eating a meal from a gaping asshole of a deceased, hanging person.
I was at church when I walked in on the minister eating some lopsided dinner from the dangling lady.

lopsided swastika 

A position often used in intercourse with a quadraplegic. This position involves the quadraplegic being spun like a bayblade on ones penis, this then moves their arms in the shape of a lopsided swastika.
1: "I got a black eye last night giving becky a lopsided swastika"
2: "Yo, thats a beepus!"