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attack shot by Eggman in the Sonic Adventure 2 (Dark Story + Final Story) | Real-
Time Fandub Games video to destroy the moon, the reason being that Shadow the
Hedgehog has pissed on his wife.
I've come to make an announcement: Shadow the Hedgehog's a
bitch-ass
motherfucker, he pissed on my fucking wife. That's right, he took his hedgehog-fuckin' quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife, and he said his dick was "THIS BIG," and I said "that'
s disgusting," so I'm making a callout post on my Twitter.com: Shadow the Hedgehog, you've got a small dick. It's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here's what my dong looks like.
That's right,
baby. All points, no quills, no pillows — look at that, it looks like two
balls and a bong. He fucked my wife, so guess what, I'm gonna fuck the Earth. That's right, this is what you get: MY SUPER LASER
PISS!! Except I'm not gonna piss on the Earth, I'm gonna go higher; I'M PISSING ON THE MOON! How do you like that, Obama?! I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT!
You have twenty-three hours before the
piss D R O P L E T S hit the fucking Earth, now get outta my fucking sight, before I piss on you too!
