Lappe

The act of pouring beef au jus on a woman's vagina and catching it with your tongue.

Damn, that bitch had some beef curtains, so I give her the lappe.

by Paulycfg July 2, 2022

Lappe

A cold-blooded creature found primarily in service related departments.

It has been known to attack on sight and customers should proceed with extreme caution. It has an extreme temper due to it being suppressed by it's spouse when of duty.
Furthermore it likes cookies and will kill you to get at them.

Look it's lappe. Run if you want to keep your data safe.

by Cricketmanne February 18, 2011

lappe

an old, usually loose vagina, commonly found flapping between the legs of women 50+ years of age. They are usually not desired for sexual intercourse and easily contract sexually transmitted diseases such a Hepatitis and genital warts.

I normally wouldn't have sex with women who have a lappe, but last night I was too drunk to care.

I Shouldn't have banged that Lappe, now my penis is swollen and itchy. It also burns to pee.

by Dr. Shiv Ananya September 8, 2010

Lappetizer

While waiting for your food to come at a drive-in restaurant, your girl leans over and gives you a pre-dinner blow job.

Tim: Hey Steve, I finally got a date with that hoochie mama you set me up with.

Steve: Oh yeah? what did you do?

Tim: I took her to Sonic, and while we was waiting for our meal, she leaned over and gave me a lappetizer! She was so full of protein, she couldn't even finish her chili dog!

by Tim Fuer August 22, 2011

Lamperry

The loving relationship that exists between footballers, John Terry and Frank Lampard. The pair play for Chelsea FC and the England NT. The origin of the word comes from the combination of their last names. The word Tampard is not a substitute for Lamperry.

Bob: What's your favorite football bromance?

Steve: Mine has to be Lamperry.

by Bluemonster67 August 13, 2011

lamperti

bad luck while traveling by airline. A lamperti could be lost baggage, weather delays or equipment failures. All lapertis will result in arriving at your destination late.

I can't believe our luck on this trip. We had three lampertis from Portland to West Palm Beach today.

by airline pilot February 21, 2010

LappySheep

LappySheep is a salty warwick main in league of legends & he plays minecraft ssm. He is an autistic child that scream random things in his mic & he has a tiny penis

Omg it's "LappySheep" the best guy alive

by GeyBoi123 June 11, 2017