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A cold-blooded creature found primarily in service related departments.

It has been known to attack on sight and customers should proceed with extreme caution. It has an extreme temper due to it being suppressed by it's spouse when of duty.
Furthermore it likes cookies and will kill you to get at them.
Look it's lappe. Run if you want to keep your data safe.
by Cricketmanne January 28, 2011
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