lapoi

Just one gangsterous mother fucker

me and my lapois are going to shoot up a rival gang

by GamingDmands March 2, 2018

LaPortaism

A set of liberal and progressive beliefs based on tolerance, equality and world peace.

Michael: “I am a firm believer of LaPortaism.”

by negroman February 5, 2020

Yair Lapid

A generic name for a celebrity who is a lousy boxer, a lousy columnist and a lousy liar, who, due to good looks, tight black shirts, lots of hair gel, popularity with women and a rich father, turns into a lousy Politician, and possibly a Prime Minister in some small Banana republic in the south.

Yair Lapid: "I never smoked pot in my life. Pot is dangerous, and it is illegal"
Fact: "Pot is not dangerous, and Yair Lapid himself was selling pot"

Yair Lapid: "I will not raise the Taxes for the middle class"
Fact: "Brings up taxes for the low and middle class"

Yair Lapid: "The natural gas belong to the citizens and should not be sold abroad only for tycoons interest"
Fact: "Push into selling the natural gas"

Ishton (a well known blogger) to Yair Lapid: "You came to politics, just like methane from cow droppings come into the atmosphere and you have pretty much the same effect on this world."

by Matans June 11, 2013

lapis

A moody depressed blue alien that controls water

Hi lapis

by Wyikddj October 12, 2018

jon lajoie

johnattan lajoie, canadian comedian who got famous making awesome videos on the internet.
check ou his youtube channel "jonlajoie" .

"My favorite toy when I was a kid was this motherfuckin fire truck bitch, I used to play with this motherfucker all day long until I learned about sex in the Sears Catalog and then I played with MY motherfucker all day long, about 10 times a day man ! All year long !"

"Notin speacial bout me motherfucka !"

- Jon Lajoie, from his song Everyday Regular Normal Guy 1&2

by alansfr April 6, 2008

Lapis Lazuli

Lapis Lazuli is a character from the cartoon Steven Universe. She was a homeworld gem trapped in a mirror for thousands of years and was released from the mirror by Steven. Her gem was cracked Steven also fixed that. Lapis tries to go back to homeworld but does not like Era 2 and tries to flee but is caught by Jasper and Peridot and is forced to show where Earth and The Crystal Gems are. She betrays Jasper once they fuse after thier ship crashes on earth and forces jasper to the bottom of the ocean. They stay at the bottom of the ocean for a few months. Jasper gains control of the fusion and the Crystal Gems fight them. They win and save Lapis but they accidently drop Jasper in the ocean. Lapis then lives in a barn until the Crystal Gems befriend Peridot. Peridot then joins Lapis in the barn and they stay thier until the events of Change Your Mind.

Lapis Lazuli can control water with her mind and beat the SHIT out of you.

by GayBoi86 May 6, 2019

Lapisblade

A high ping player who post videos on Youtube, and a teenager who don't give a fuck to almost anything. He is also known as a nerd who loves science a lot and often makes sci fi bullshit to fight random people. If u aren't subscribe to him what the actual fuck are u doing with ur life

Lapisblade your ping is on drugs.

by urstepmomlol July 2, 2022