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Laptip is when a girl (or dude)l sits on a guy's lap and the guy gets a boner and she (or he) moves around on his tip and he cums.
Darryl: Hey Jimmy Jr. whats on your jeans?
Jimmy Jr: Tina just laptipped me.
Laptip by Charlie Fitz December 23, 2014
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Maurice-Lapointe

A shit hole of a school,full of skanks who bounce around from one guy to another, guys who sings country music and lit will suck any teachers dick to get a good grade
What school do you go to?
Maurice-lapointe
Ewww that sucks
Maurice-Lapointe by Iammdjrje August 21, 2017
Definition: Lamborghini parked outside its purple like lean!!!
LPOIPLL!!!!
LPOIPLL by My ig: j0hn.m_ January 11, 2021
A word that makes boys named Rowen angry
Chris - “Lapoop”
Rowen -“ I would be insulted but you two are simply too inferior for me to even care; the fact that argue in the first place when I am not the only person who sends shitty memes in the chat signifies your own ineptitude”
Lapoop by goaliemaster19 May 19, 2020

Alyssa Lapointe 

Alyssa Lapointe is one of the most amazing girls ever! She's sweet, intelligent, gorgeous, shy, and damn adorable. It takes time for her to come out of her shell but when she does shes quite the person. She's loud, sarcastic, but still a sweetheart. If you have an Alyssa Lapointe, hold onto her and never let her go!
Guy 1: hey have you talked to Alyssa Lapointe recently?

Guy 2: yeah shes freaking sweet!
Alyssa Lapointe by OrangeGoof November 27, 2018
noun. sexual innuendo. The tip of a mans lap.
FEMALE: what is that?
MALE: that is my laptip poking you... sorry.
laptip by Samantha Thorsby October 26, 2008