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Yair Lapid
A generic name for a celebrity who is a lousy boxer, a lousy columnist and a lousy liar, who, due to good looks, tight black shirts, lots of hair gel, popularity with women and a rich father, turns into a lousy Politician, and possibly a Prime Minister in some small Banana republic in the south.
Yair Lapid: "I never smoked pot in my life. Pot is dangerous, and it is illegal"
Fact: "Pot is not dangerous, and Yair Lapid himself was selling pot"
Yair Lapid: "I will not raise the Taxes for the middle class"
Fact: "Brings up taxes for the low and middle class"
Yair Lapid: "The natural gas belong to the citizens and should not be sold abroad only for tycoons interest"
Fact: "Push into selling the natural gas"
Ishton (a well known blogger) to Yair Lapid: "You came to politics, just like methane from cow droppings come into the atmosphere and you have pretty much the same effect on this world."
Fact: "Pot is not dangerous, and Yair Lapid himself was selling pot"
Yair Lapid: "I will not raise the Taxes for the middle class"
Fact: "Brings up taxes for the low and middle class"
Yair Lapid: "The natural gas belong to the citizens and should not be sold abroad only for tycoons interest"
Fact: "Push into selling the natural gas"
Ishton (a well known blogger) to Yair Lapid: "You came to politics, just like methane from cow droppings come into the atmosphere and you have pretty much the same effect on this world."
Yair Lapid by Matans June 11, 2013
Caught Lacking
Caught Lacking by Squidword69 February 18, 2020
lapis
Hi lapis
Lackin
Lackin by Been Krill August 15, 2014
Lapis Lazuli
Lapis Lazuli is a character from the cartoon Steven Universe. She was a homeworld gem trapped in a mirror for thousands of years and was released from the mirror by Steven. Her gem was cracked Steven also fixed that. Lapis tries to go back to homeworld but does not like Era 2 and tries to flee but is caught by Jasper and Peridot and is forced to show where Earth and The Crystal Gems are. She betrays Jasper once they fuse after thier ship crashes on earth and forces jasper to the bottom of the ocean. They stay at the bottom of the ocean for a few months. Jasper gains control of the fusion and the Crystal Gems fight them. They win and save Lapis but they accidently drop Jasper in the ocean. Lapis then lives in a barn until the Crystal Gems befriend Peridot. Peridot then joins Lapis in the barn and they stay thier until the events of Change Your Mind.
Lapis Lazuli by GayBoi86 May 6, 2019
Lapisblade
A high ping player who post videos on Youtube, and a teenager who don't give a fuck to almost anything. He is also known as a nerd who loves science a lot and often makes sci fi bullshit to fight random people. If u aren't subscribe to him what the actual fuck are u doing with ur life
Lapisblade by urstepmomlol July 2, 2022
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Ajumma
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
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Slop Grenade
When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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floxi
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
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