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Combination of Loser and Panzi. This is a person who is usually too stupid to see what is really happening in front of their own eyes
"Hey did you see that Patty's boyfriend had sex right in front of her, yet two weeks later they're still a couple?"

"Yeah I know right? she must be a Lanzi!!"
Lanzi by MonkeyWrenchSpoon November 16, 2009
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A super human that is fucking cool as fuck. Someone who is very poggers and loves to help everyone because they are incredible at everything. Frogs are a must. Simply the best.
That new person at work is a total Lanzi! They will be a great addition to the team!
Lanzi by froggyblush October 19, 2023
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Lanzi is a really tall guy. He do sports and loves to play videogames instead of being with his girlfriend. But she knows him and she's not mad.
Lanzi is funny and sometimes he goes out with friends. But he doesn't talk with other girls, doesn't he?
Lanzi loves music but he doesn't play any instrument. He's strong and good at sex.
Be like Lanzi.
- (girlfriend) I'm with Lanzi now.
- (friend) Omg really? Can't believe :o U lucky!!!
Lanzi by Renas1989 February 23, 2017
An individual who truly believes in capitalism and that would be able to do anything for monetary gain.
That guys is such a Lanzi, bet he is super rich!
Lanzi by RandomCapitalist November 21, 2021

tim landis

A 40+ year old who's trying to stay young by listening to modern day music, dressing like a teen age douche bag , an spending money on luxury items an a piss load of human growth hormones !!!!!
Wow Alex nice shirt an what up with your hair slicked back ! Ya fuckin Tim landis !!
tim landis by bigzidis November 8, 2013

Koopa-Backdash-Wave-Slide-Hover-Walk-Moon-Landing 

In Super Smash Bros. Melee, characters who's walk-acceleration is lower than their traction value after wavelanding backwards can buffer a slight walk forwards to decrease the momentum lost. The walk input must be at its lowest value to perfectly execute the tech. (rough translation of inputs) Characters with low traction (Luigi) benefit worse than those with higher traction values in Melee. (i.e Gannondorf can benefit from the Koopa Backdash Wave Slide Hover Walk Moon Landing more than Luigi in terms of distance)
Youtube has more info on this.
The Koopa-Backdash-Wave-Slide-Hover-Walk-Moon-Landing can make virtually anyone feel like they are playing on ice.

Couve'landia 

Couve'landia is slang for the city Vancouver located in Washington state north of Portland Oregon. The name derives from the combination of Portlandia, an nickname for Portland, Oregon and The Couve' another nickname for Vancouver Washington.

Many Couve'landians work in Portland, or used to live and work in Portland.

Vancouver another suburb of Portland although not as "hip".
I'm chillin' here in Couve'landia at the strip mall parking lot

Leave Portlandia, and live in Couve'landia.
Couve'landia by BuddyandDivine July 31, 2012
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hey let's get a drink of that?

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