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Slang term for the sexually transmitted disease "cockus-gigantus". symptoms include an increase in the size of the male genitals by up to 300%. the disease is only spread though male to male sexual interaction, as the female system is unable to act as a carrier of "cockus-gigantus"

see also cockus-gicantus, Eclipcer, JQ
Oh my god, becky! look at his cock! it is soooooooo big!... he must have LaoziDao...
by Anonymous April 03, 2003
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