landward 

homes or apartments that feel like a mental ward

my apartment feels like a landward with all of these rules that are too hard to follow

landward by jock London March 26, 2024

landards 

A person who has low standards.

Dan has landards, he will hook-up with ugly chicks

landards by Jeromeiskol? December 9, 2009

landtard

landtard Someone who cannot function properly on land ie trips a lot, falls, stubs toes, breaks bones; often refers to swimmer.

Jane: omg! i just tripped again.
Joe; YOUR SUCH A LANDTARD!!!

landtard by chelsea =] January 3, 2008