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Langtard

A person that is so stupid even a retard could outsmart him.
Danny is such a langtard in every aspect of life.
by Pheef008 March 27, 2024
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lagtard

A contraction of the words lag, which defines a slow sluggish state of a client-server connection rate, thus causing an entire peer network to be reduced to the speed of the lag, and tard, which is a contraction of retard, a typically insulting moniker used to define someone whose lameness or poor quality reduces the quality of his or her peers, a lagtard is the party responsible for lag in an online peer network.
That lagtard with his slow-ass dialup connection is ruining our Counter-Strike game!
by mistermocha June 16, 2004
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Longtard

Tom: *Throws ball to Mitch*

Mitch: *Drops an easy catch*

Tom: Wow Mitch you're such a longtard
by Flagellah May 29, 2013
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langard

Jesus I'm so langard

Dude! I just got us a 50 bag we're going to be so langard
by Princess floof August 27, 2017
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Spaghetti-Framed Lanktard

An individual so unfortunately frail, their physique prevents them from playing the manliest of games, such as rugby and poker.
A scarecrow, or that kid who eats dessert alone in Superbad are both examples of Spaghetti-Framed Lanktards.
by MalcLin420 September 17, 2013
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lagtard

One whose computer has slowed to unusable speeds while doing something important.

One whose computer is frozen/crashed while doing something important.

One whose brain functions slower than a retard.

One who lost every event at the special olympics.
Unknown Soldier is a lagtard.

Ryan's voice sounds like a robot, he's such a fucking lagtard.
by tator January 7, 2004
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landtard

landtard Someone who cannot function properly on land ie trips a lot, falls, stubs toes, breaks bones; often refers to swimmer.
Jane: omg! i just tripped again.
Joe; YOUR SUCH A LANDTARD!!!
by chelsea =] January 3, 2008
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