landström

a landström is a swedish term for a skinny loser with no friends a landström can also be used as a term for someone with mental illness

oh that guy is such a landström lets kick his skinny ass

or am sorry but you are a landström

by Anton anderssen November 20, 2017

lundstrom

always the sexiest people in the world. without lundstroms in the world, beauty would eventually vanish, and everyone would turn homosexual.

guy: hey babe, i was wondering if you wanted to touch my penis sometime?
girl: sorry, you look like a fagget. i only touch "lundstrom" penises.

by mclovin is the baby makah January 12, 2012

Nicklas Lidstrom

the best defenseman in the NHL right now. Plays for the Detroit Red Wings. Helped the Wings to win 3 Stanley Cup titles and won the Conn Smythe Trophy as the most valuable player for the 02 playoffs. Also won the Norris Trophy for the best defenseman for 3 straight years from 01-03. Has been nominated for the award for a total number of 7 times in his career so far.

Nicklas Lidstrom might be the next captain for the Red Wings after Steve Yzerman retires in the next year or 2

by go_wings June 1, 2006

Landstown

The inner most circle of hell, where the tormented souls are trapped in a DMV, surrounded by kegs with holes in them and hot women with no holes in them for eternity. This is controlled by the devil's bitch Hilary Clinton.

"Dude I heard you got grounded?" "Ya dude, it's like I'm going to Landstown all over again."

by Captain Chris Morgan March 5, 2008

Ladstronaut

A lad that has such a high level of ladness that he is out of this world. A major lad. A lad that outdoes other lads.

"Did you see what Paul did before?"
"Yes omg, what a Ladstronaut"

by E-Dog H September 6, 2013

Linstrom

an extraordinary person mainly focused on the well-being of others.

also an extremely fantasic type of swimmer.

Linstrom is a beast.

by mrw2012 October 25, 2009

Landshrimp

Noun.

1. Another name for an inexperienced person, a newb.

2. A person with no impressive talents, a failure.

You were kind of a landshrimp last night, learn how to shoot your vodka.

I saw some landshrimp wearing socks with his sandals. Horf.

by EssDizz December 18, 2009