the best defenseman in the NHL right now. Plays for the Detroit Red Wings. Helped the Wings to win 3 Stanley Cup titles and won the Conn Smythe Trophy as the most valuable player for the 02 playoffs. Also won the Norris Trophy for the best defenseman for 3 straight years from 01-03. Has been nominated for the award for a total number of 7 times in his career so far.
Nicklas Lidstrom might be the nextcaptain for the Red Wings after Steve Yzerman retires in the next year or 2
A common action of scooping fresh sperm out of the vaginal area after sexual intercourse.
Often occurs during showers. It is helpful in preventing cummy sheets.
After Reginald Homer blew his load in his lovely wifes twat she felt a sudden urge to give herself a Dirty Lindstrom.
Blonde chick who typically likes ugly kids with annoying voices. Has great friends though, especially the one who wrote this. I hear she is great.
Dude: Hey, you know annika lindstrom?
Guy: Yeah, but who cares about her. She has that really great friend.
Dude: Oh yeah, I'd tap that.
Guy: I DID tap that.
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.