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Nicklas Lidstrom 

the best defenseman in the NHL right now. Plays for the Detroit Red Wings. Helped the Wings to win 3 Stanley Cup titles and won the Conn Smythe Trophy as the most valuable player for the 02 playoffs. Also won the Norris Trophy for the best defenseman for 3 straight years from 01-03. Has been nominated for the award for a total number of 7 times in his career so far.
Nicklas Lidstrom might be the next captain for the Red Wings after Steve Yzerman retires in the next year or 2
Nicklas Lidstrom by go_wings June 1, 2006

Mikko Lindstrom

Amazing, guitar-playing, Finnish bit of yumminess. A.k.a. front man of Daniel Lioneye ( and the rollers)

Sweet, sensitive, shy, deep voiced, needing a tik-tak but oh let me give it out of my own mouth man of my everything..
Mikkoni, Linde, Lintti, Linssi(sorry Mikkoni)

Lindstrom 

A swedish last name, people with it are usually amazing at sex and have huge penises
he's a Lindstrom
Lindstrom by biddermit March 6, 2010

mikko lindstrom

sexiest man alive
greatest guitar player ever!
he is so beautiful he rocks my world
just one look into your eyes
you're so beautiful
mikko lindstrom by sarah December 22, 2004

Dirty Lindstrom 

A common action of scooping fresh sperm out of the vaginal area after sexual intercourse.
Often occurs during showers. It is helpful in preventing cummy sheets.
After Reginald Homer blew his load in his lovely wifes twat she felt a sudden urge to give herself a Dirty Lindstrom.
Dirty Lindstrom by A.Rippler September 7, 2009

Annika Lindstrom 

Blonde chick who typically likes ugly kids with annoying voices. Has great friends though, especially the one who wrote this. I hear she is great.
Dude: Hey, you know annika lindstrom?
Guy: Yeah, but who cares about her. She has that really great friend.
Dude: Oh yeah, I'd tap that.
Guy: I DID tap that.
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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