lampoline

Lampoline is gasoline for your lamps.

I put lampoline in my ancient lamp because that's my chore.😥

by Bob222000 February 12, 2018

Campoline

A camp with trampolines.

While climbing Mount Everest, Sir Edmond Hillary was startled to find Campoline.

by ILikeHippos July 22, 2009

campoline

going camping on a trampoline

hey, let's campoline tonight!

by Amanda Beard August 11, 2005

lampooned

trickery resulting in social demoralisation

if someone puts an empty box of pringles back in the press and you are tricked into opening them,,,, you've been lampooned

by dr.p.curran dr.k.dizzle March 31, 2009

Tampoline

Something girls use to bounce on. It is usually quite supple, though not, unfortunately, subtle. The sport of tampolining can be dangerous, with a possible risk of Contamplination. Side effects include sweating, dilated pupils, auditory and visual hallucinations, most commonly seeing red stars in front of your eyes or a fat man in a tutu who shouts "EMINENCE! EMINENCE!" and hearing the Travelling Wilburys when the sun sets. Your voice may also go up an octave and start sounding slightly like Roy Orbison and you may feel a constant need to rub yourself erotically on anything vaguely related to Norway. This disease is not generally serious, though the worst cases have been known to result in proposal, leading to decreased spatal awareness and being cloven in two. Where more common diseases like Shureydia and Fistula Sylvanitis can be caused by such rudimentary items like cinnamon and meatballs, Contamplination is actually cured by rubbing cloves all over your body.

"And I found out the bitch had Contamplination... so I ground her with my pestle"
"I wish I could tampoline, but unfortunately I have a penis."
"My thighs hurt, too much tampolining last night"
"Daniel avoided Contamplination with a swift clove enema. It hurt, but it was worth it."

by a victim of tampolining January 22, 2009

Lameosine

Any car, whether actually resembling a limousine or not, that is inherently lame, has lame people inside of it, is housing any sorts of lame activities, or has any other applicable reason to be construed as lame. These cars are often driven by wiggers, Chads, etc., but can be driven by any normal person as well as long as there is any vague reason to call it lame. Most often, these cars are made even more lame by tacky accessories added in poor taste.

Dude, did you see that crappy 1996 Buick that just drove by with the fake chrome and spinning rims and totally unnecessary sound system that's probably worth more than the piece of shit bucket of bolts that it got crammed into? What a fucking lameosine!

by Grant Sew E April 5, 2011

tampoline

A tampon created just for use by men.

Brad: Hey, Joe, got any tampolines? It's that time of month for me.
Me: Yeah, you want bubblegum-scented giraffe print or chocolate-scented zebra print?
Brad: Definitely the bubblegum-scented giraffe print. Thanks, dude.
Me: Anytime, bro! And don't forget to buy a tampon case for those!

by adjfksf August 1, 2006