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campoline
campoline by Amanda Beard August 11, 2005
lampooned
if someone puts an empty box of pringles back in the press and you are tricked into opening them,,,, you've been lampooned
lampooned by dr.p.curran dr.k.dizzle March 31, 2009
Tampoline
Something girls use to bounce on. It is usually quite supple, though not, unfortunately, subtle. The sport of tampolining can be dangerous, with a possible risk of Contamplination. Side effects include sweating, dilated pupils, auditory and visual hallucinations, most commonly seeing red stars in front of your eyes or a fat man in a tutu who shouts "EMINENCE! EMINENCE!" and hearing the Travelling Wilburys when the sun sets. Your voice may also go up an octave and start sounding slightly like Roy Orbison and you may feel a constant need to rub yourself erotically on anything vaguely related to Norway. This disease is not generally serious, though the worst cases have been known to result in proposal, leading to decreased spatal awareness and being cloven in two. Where more common diseases like Shureydia and Fistula Sylvanitis can be caused by such rudimentary items like cinnamon and meatballs, Contamplination is actually cured by rubbing cloves all over your body.
"And I found out the bitch had Contamplination... so I ground her with my pestle"
"I wish I could tampoline, but unfortunately I have a penis."
"My thighs hurt, too much tampolining last night"
"Daniel avoided Contamplination with a swift clove enema. It hurt, but it was worth it."
"I wish I could tampoline, but unfortunately I have a penis."
"My thighs hurt, too much tampolining last night"
"Daniel avoided Contamplination with a swift clove enema. It hurt, but it was worth it."
Tampoline by a victim of tampolining January 22, 2009
Lameosine
Any car, whether actually resembling a limousine or not, that is inherently lame, has lame people inside of it, is housing any sorts of lame activities, or has any other applicable reason to be construed as lame. These cars are often driven by wiggers, Chads, etc., but can be driven by any normal person as well as long as there is any vague reason to call it lame. Most often, these cars are made even more lame by tacky accessories added in poor taste.
Dude, did you see that crappy 1996 Buick that just drove by with the fake chrome and spinning rims and totally unnecessary sound system that's probably worth more than the piece of shit bucket of bolts that it got crammed into? What a fucking lameosine!
Lameosine by Grant Sew E April 5, 2011
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Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
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A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006
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Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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