adjfksf's definitions

tampoline

A tampon created just for use by men.

Brad: Hey, Joe, got any tampolines? It's that time of month for me.
Me: Yeah, you want bubblegum-scented giraffe print or chocolate-scented zebra print?
Brad: Definitely the bubblegum-scented giraffe print. Thanks, dude.
Me: Anytime, bro! And don't forget to buy a tampon case for those!

by adjfksf August 1, 2006

fiveruple

a smile with five chins, used most often on AIM(Aol Instant Messager).

Me: Hey, you're awesome!
Him: =
Me: I love your fiveruple!

by adjfksf September 8, 2008