lammered 

Originally derived from the two words: "leathered" and "hammered".

Severe intoxication or getting drunk; a very messy state of mind to be in.

That guy is absolutely lammered

lammered by Homer September 1, 2003

Lammered

When someone makes an extremely absentminded mistake that causes everyone around them to laugh, at them.

Alicia really lammered when she introduced her boyfriend as her designated driver.

Lammered by dr_obert September 11, 2026

Lammered

When someone makes an extremely embarrassing, absent minded mistakes that causes those around them to laugh, at them.

Alicia really lammered when she introduced her boyfriend as her designated driver. Causing rumors to swirl that he is her “special friend.”

Lammered by dr_obert September 11, 2026

Lammersed 

Being Lammersed means to be contacted by a socially awkward person around the clock. The Lammers will often call and text at all hours of the day and night but will not have the courage to come hang out. When a Lammers does work up the courage to hang out the Lammers will often stare into space with the mouth slightly open. All Lammers are mouth breathers but not all mouth breathers are Lammers. A Lammers will often contact people on your facebook who the Lammers does not know and try to get them to hang out. Being Lammersed also includes having your statuses liked within seconds of being posted on Facebook. Being Lammersed starts as a mild annoyance but soon grows into a social handicap as the Lammers will tell your friends on your facebook that the Lammers is your best pal. The Lammers will often find phone numbers off of facebook and contact the owner of the phone number, this results in the owner of the phone number being creeped out and you then looking bad because the Lammers claims he is your best pal. A Lammers has a genetic inability to take a hint or figure out they are the butt of the joke.

Being Lammersed often makes you wonder if it is a giant fucking joke, because nobody can be this messed up. But if it is real, only a society as messed up as ours could create such a person. Extreme cases of being Lammersed often end in violence, John Hinckley Jr. style.

I posted those pictures of my cousin's 15th birthday and within two seconds they were Lammersed by some Lammers. The Lammers then tried to get my cousin's number.

Lammersed by Richard Dickletter November 9, 2010

lummered 

the state of being absolutely plastered through alcohol

me and the lads got well lummered the other week! top stuff!

lummered by Divesh Patel August 15, 2004

Miss Lammerding 

Dumb person, who says actually more times in a lesson than there are atoms in the universe.

Person 1: Actually, I think you will find that actually that is actually wrong.
Person 2: Stop being a miss Lammerding dumb*ss.

Miss Lammerding by Prickly Cactus February 19, 2019

Lamper [Lampering] [Lampered] 

To Lamper

When One lounges around with a state of laziness and boredom so much, they actually end up doing stuff.

To Lamper is to be so bored of being lazy that you end up doing something useful.

Erik is lampering (Erik is so bored of being lazy and has started doing random stuffs).

Erik lampered (Erik was feeling so bored of being lazy that he ended up doing something like hoovering).

"I wanted to avoid doing that boring piece of work so much that I lampered all afternoon, now my desk is as clean as a clean thing"

To Lamper Lampering Lampered

Lamper [Lampering] [Lampered] by Erik with a 'K' October 25, 2008