Urban Dictionary: Definitions by dr

Lammered

When someone makes an extremely embarrassing, absent minded mistakes that causes those around them to laugh, at them.

Alicia really lammered when she introduced her boyfriend as her designated driver. Causing rumors to swirl that he is her “special friend.”

Lammered by dr_obert September 11, 2026

When someone makes an extremely absentminded mistake that causes everyone around them to laugh, at them.

Alicia really lammered when she introduced her boyfriend as her designated driver.

Lammered by dr_obert September 11, 2026

When one has any variety of Flaming Hot Cheeto dust on their finger and inserts into a sexual orifice.

Jack accidentally forgot to fully wash his hands after eating flaming hot Cheetos and inadvertently gave Jill a Spicy Grito when fingering her.

Spicy Grito by dr_obert October 31, 2023

A slightly bulbous area in the middle of a penis that mildly simulates initial insertion.

The middle third is used to describe a penis type.