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Mike 'Dirty Dick' Lambert 

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One of four hosts for the beerists podcast who is 90% Polish and 10% Japanese and goes by Maiku. When aroused, he has the ability to use his dirty dick as a Katana, Tonto blade, a ruler and a thermometer for toilets to tell you what the temperature of the toilet water is and how deep the toilet is. Be careful not to say Midori three times in a row or else he will show up in his Kimono and Zori and strangle you with his chain wallet or his dreadlocks which he keeps in his closet. His 24andMe is written in Hentai.
Man 1: "Hey man what are you listening to?"
Man 2: "The Beerists Podcast..."
Man 1: "Oh! I love that show! That Mike 'Dirty Dick' Lambert guy is soooo white!"
Man 2: "You mean the Japanese guy?"
Man 1: "Uhh... He's definitely white, man..."
Man 2: "Oh okay sure and I can Davis Dip my entire right arm."
Man 1: "Psh! Whatevs brotein shake!"
Man 2: "Well I'll talk to you later, here."
**Man 2 hands Man 1 a small origami swan and runs away**
**Man 1 unfolds origami swan and reads aloud the following**
"MIDORI! MIDORI! MIDORI!"
**Mike 'Dirty Dick' Lambert appears and chooses to strangle Man 1 with his chain wallet and vanishes leaving a small pile of Hot Topic coupons, but not in a pejorative way**
Mike 'Dirty Dick' Lambert by JewBoy98 February 14, 2019
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Lambert High School

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Hook em and Cook em! The school in the suburbs of Atlanta in Cumming GA, all puns intended. This is the school where everyone judges and hates on just about everyone. This is the school where sex isn’t an option. Drama thrives through the blood of everyone in this school. This is the school where the admin doesn’t give a rats ass about anyone unless it looks like it’ll ruin their rep. 90% of the staff is white. All the guys float their hats on their heads with long shaggy hair thinking they look cool but anyone can see they look like a homeless idiot. Looking through the parking lot and only seeing trucks and mustangs? Oh hun that’s normal. Depressed? Anxious? Suicidal? Welcome to Lambert High School!
Welcome to Lambert High School!

Fuck that i’m outtie.

Bill Laimbeer 

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The badest of the bad boys. The man who reps Detroit to the fullest. Takes his "bad boy" attitude and instills it into the WNBA team he coaches the Detroit Shock. They are now known as the "bad girls" because of their agressive nature.
The best WNBA coach,Bill Laimbeer, should have thrown a punch against Mike Thibult.
Bill Laimbeer by Detroit-gonna-win December 9, 2008

Lambendodigitusphobia 

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The fear of licking fingers, or seeing a finger being licked or even hearing a finger being licked.
person 1: "sluurp" *person just licked chocolate off his finger*

person 2: "AHHH OH MY GOD DID YOU JUST LICK YOUR FINGER??!?!"

person 1: "Yes, whats your problem?" *licks finger again*

person 2: "STOP IT! STOP IT NOW!" punches person 1 in the face.

person 1: "WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO THAT FOR?"

person 2: "I have Lambendodigitusphobia."
Lambendodigitusphobia by x0bren0x October 4, 2010

lambder 

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a beverage consisting of half lambrini and half cider often drank from a ladel.

the drink originates from torquay, devon, UK and first came into practice in late 2009.

lamders can also be referred to as cibrini's.
'oooh that lambder really hit the spot'

'last night got messy, nuff lambders got sent.'

'Llllllambderrrrr'

'hey mate, sort us out a lambder'

'too many consecutive lambders makes me bare bloated.'

'il bring the ladel, you bring the lambders.'
lambder by dr ladel lambder December 25, 2009

Lamees 

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A person who is so sexy yet so cute, Their smile lights up a room and they're so loving and caring and put others first. Lamees is also very strong and brave
I'm in love with her, she's a Lamees
Lamees by Cuchie maker May 24, 2019
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TikTok Farlands

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TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
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mormon assault vehicle

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another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
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Shakira Law 

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A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
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Overstand 

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To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.
Leroy, after being told the tenth time by his sister, did overstand her idea of robbing the 7-11.
Overstand by Elf Eater March 23, 2003
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minimap 

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A map that mostly tells you where everything is
Friend 1: Follow me there is a player nearby
Friend 2: How do you know?
Friend 1: Minimap
minimap by LeWord January 13, 2015
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Pink Cloud

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12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they're sober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.
Pink Cloud by toniwithaneye November 24, 2006
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