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lambera
"Anyone see this fat kid waving a stick around pretending to be in Star Wars? Or how about this 'End of the World Flash File?"
'What a Lambera!'
'What a Lambera!'
lambera by the banana July 23, 2004
Mike 'Dirty Dick' Lambert
One of four hosts for the beerists podcast who is 90% Polish and 10% Japanese and goes by Maiku. When aroused, he has the ability to use his dirty dick as a Katana, Tonto blade, a ruler and a thermometer for toilets to tell you what the temperature of the toilet water is and how deep the toilet is. Be careful not to say Midori three times in a row or else he will show up in his Kimono and Zori and strangle you with his chain wallet or his dreadlocks which he keeps in his closet. His 24andMe is written in Hentai.
Man 1: "Hey man what are you listening to?"
Man 2: "The Beerists Podcast..."
Man 1: "Oh! I love that show! That Mike 'Dirty Dick' Lambert guy is soooo white!"
Man 2: "You mean the Japanese guy?"
Man 1: "Uhh... He's definitely white, man..."
Man 2: "Oh okay sure and I can Davis Dip my entire right arm."
Man 1: "Psh! Whatevs brotein shake!"
Man 2: "Well I'll talk to you later, here."
**Man 2 hands Man 1 a small origami swan and runs away**
**Man 1 unfolds origami swan and reads aloud the following**
"MIDORI! MIDORI! MIDORI!"
**Mike 'Dirty Dick' Lambert appears and chooses to strangle Man 1 with his chain wallet and vanishes leaving a small pile of Hot Topic coupons, but not in a pejorative way**
Man 2: "The Beerists Podcast..."
Man 1: "Oh! I love that show! That Mike 'Dirty Dick' Lambert guy is soooo white!"
Man 2: "You mean the Japanese guy?"
Man 1: "Uhh... He's definitely white, man..."
Man 2: "Oh okay sure and I can Davis Dip my entire right arm."
Man 1: "Psh! Whatevs brotein shake!"
Man 2: "Well I'll talk to you later, here."
**Man 2 hands Man 1 a small origami swan and runs away**
**Man 1 unfolds origami swan and reads aloud the following**
"MIDORI! MIDORI! MIDORI!"
**Mike 'Dirty Dick' Lambert appears and chooses to strangle Man 1 with his chain wallet and vanishes leaving a small pile of Hot Topic coupons, but not in a pejorative way**
Mike 'Dirty Dick' Lambert by JewBoy98 February 14, 2019
Lambert High School
Hook em and Cook em! The school in the suburbs of Atlanta in Cumming GA, all puns intended. This is the school where everyone judges and hates on just about everyone. This is the school where sex isn’t an option. Drama thrives through the blood of everyone in this school. This is the school where the admin doesn’t give a rats ass about anyone unless it looks like it’ll ruin their rep. 90% of the staff is white. All the guys float their hats on their heads with long shaggy hair thinking they look cool but anyone can see they look like a homeless idiot. Looking through the parking lot and only seeing trucks and mustangs? Oh hun that’s normal. Depressed? Anxious? Suicidal? Welcome to Lambert High School!
Lambert High School by anonymousbrownie2 August 30, 2018
Adam Lambert
The ultimate HBIC.
Each time Adam sings, an angel has an orgasm. His vocals are top notch, and he has a ridiculous vocal range. Adam loves putting on a show, and that means lights, fog, glitter, lots of gyrating, guyliner, black nail polish, costumes, and other glam furnishings. The fact that he is gay is the least shocking thing about him. Basically, you wish you were as fly as this motherfucker.
On American Idol Season 8 he had a string of memorable (to say the least) performances, including Ring of Fire, Mad World, and Whole Lotta Love. He made American Idol his bitch. He also became part of the bromance of the century, Kradam.
When it comes to the Idol Tour 2009, people lost their shit when he came on stage, and critics sucked his glittery dick. People go absolutely batshit crazy over this guy; some even begin to question their sexuality, hence, the term "Adamgasm."
There are some haters. All of their arguments are invalid. Besides, Adam welcomes haters. He believes that good art causes strong reactions, whether they be positive or negative.
Adam is a "glittery alien from Planet Fierce."
Each time Adam sings, an angel has an orgasm. His vocals are top notch, and he has a ridiculous vocal range. Adam loves putting on a show, and that means lights, fog, glitter, lots of gyrating, guyliner, black nail polish, costumes, and other glam furnishings. The fact that he is gay is the least shocking thing about him. Basically, you wish you were as fly as this motherfucker.
On American Idol Season 8 he had a string of memorable (to say the least) performances, including Ring of Fire, Mad World, and Whole Lotta Love. He made American Idol his bitch. He also became part of the bromance of the century, Kradam.
When it comes to the Idol Tour 2009, people lost their shit when he came on stage, and critics sucked his glittery dick. People go absolutely batshit crazy over this guy; some even begin to question their sexuality, hence, the term "Adamgasm."
There are some haters. All of their arguments are invalid. Besides, Adam welcomes haters. He believes that good art causes strong reactions, whether they be positive or negative.
Adam is a "glittery alien from Planet Fierce."
Adam Lambert by Fun_Sponge July 19, 2009
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Slop Grenade
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floxi
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.