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To be cockblocked. To be buddy fucked. To be screwed over by a buddy.
I can't believe my best friend lamared me and told my wife about last night.

I was trying to hit on the hot girl in the corner but that guy over there just lamared me!
Lamared by Jabrlong March 27, 2008
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I was trying to hit on the hot girl in the corner but that guy over there just lamared me!!

I can't believe my best friend lamared me and told my wife about last night.
lamared by VidTin March 18, 2008
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lamareah 

A smart, funny, caregiving, multi-talented, will give honesty or honest opinion, not afraid to speak up, unique, gorgeous, thick, humble, athletic female leader who isn't afraid of anything and she may come off as goofy but if you cross her she will rock you shit. She's loyal and wants a lot of attention and affection from her significant other. She's just a well-rounded person
"Bro that girl lamareah... she changed my life"
lamareah by Godlylae March 19, 2017
a term used to describe something that has happened to you that is classified as being snaked or unbro. But i some cases referring to someone that has gotten pissed on.
Dude.1:"Dude, that asshole Lazared me, he got with my prom date and then lied to my face."

Dude.2:"What a snake."

Brah.1:"Dude, you just pissed on me."

Brah.2:"Fuck you, you got with my sister you dick ill piss on you again if i want to!"

Brah.3:"Damn, he just got Lazared.
Lazared by jasper nevets May 11, 2010
Anything sexual or having to do with sex.
"I totally lamated that bitch last night."
or...
"Me and this girl lamated this other girl which lamated on me but I ended up the next morning lamated this black girl.."
Lamated by Mario and Charlene December 7, 2006
Noun
A description given to beings that transcend the mortal plane by either the path of enlightenment, or solitude confinement. Near demi-god status
El is already lamare at this point, we should just surrender our body to him. Om~
lamare by Ochee October 24, 2020

lampredine 

relating to a lamprey; having the habit of a lamprey, ie devouring other fish (from the fact that a lamprey would devour other fish.).
A lampredine fish was put into the aquarium and it devoured all the other fish in the aquarium.
lampredine by uttam maharjan September 24, 2012
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Overstand 

To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.
Leroy, after being told the tenth time by his sister, did overstand her idea of robbing the 7-11.
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Friend 1: Follow me there is a player nearby
Friend 2: How do you know?
Friend 1: Minimap
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