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A line of people peeing in a line,usually performed in a cramped bathroom. Likely to create awkwardness.
Johnny and the boys decided to make a lald call in the middle of Times Square.
lald call by UPSY June 28, 2006
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Scottish word meaning to sing or do proudly; with great gusto.
Give it laldy!
Did you hear him? He was giving it laldy!
laldy by Lesley Ann Ferguson September 25, 2005
Common word used in Scotland meaning to give it all you can and more.
haw you, gee it fuckin laldy
laldy by Perfectly Pierced May 22, 2007

Laldinpuii 

Epitome of perfection. Breathtakingly beautiful, passionate, kind, badass, hot and everything a goddess is. Charming, genius, usually 5'2 but cute, manga addict, minimalist, red enthusiast, has depressive episodes but keeps it cool and 100, bike rides, munchies, cola bars, likes to hibernate.
²Usually Goated
I am Laldinpuii 💯
Laldinpuii by zoroseyeball November 21, 2021
An unspecified drink, usually alchoholic
Three pints of laldy please John
laldy by Billy bob bob September 19, 2003

He's pure gie'in laldy tha' horn 

A Glaswegian term used when a person is chewing on the plastic shaft of a horn.
Tom: "Haw man, he's pure gie'in laldy tha' horn"

Calum: "Aye man he likes tae hae sumthin' in his mouth"
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
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