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Villain from the Mario Bros. series. Looks like a fat, bald turtle with thick glasses. It rides a cloud and hovers near the top of the screen, following Mario wherever he goes. Lakitu is a heartless bastard because he seems to have no problem with pitching an infinite number of his spiked progeny to their death in an attempt to wound or at least annoy Mario. However, he was recently changed careers from most annoying Mario enemy ever, to doing camera work for Mario in his more recent 3-D games, as well as refereeing for the Mario Kart series.
Doug: "Goddammit son of a bitch Lakitu keeps respawning and throwing more eggs at me! FUCK OFF YOU STUPID LAKITU!"
Jared: "Chill man, a balance must be struck in the Mushroom kingdom. Man must learn to coexist with the Lakitu."
Lakitu by dugald January 1, 2005
A person from the country of Laos, a landlocked country in Southeast Asia between Vietname and Thailand.
-"Are you Chinese or Japanese?"
-"I'm Laotian."
-"You're the ocean? What ocean?"
-"Laotian. From Laos, Stupid. It's a landlocked country in Southeast Asia. It's between Vietnam and Thailand, okay? Population 4.7 million."
-"So are you Chinese or Japanese?"

From King of the Hill
laotian by Poji August 27, 2005
You're a brick house! Now go shake what yo mama gave ya!
Lakita-A real head turner. And knows how to work that thang too!
Lakita by Goodie Mobb February 6, 2010
Lakita is a (saasy)girl hot and sexy killer eyes.True person she is the girl who has many problems in her life but still knows how to (smile) she is girl how is (amazing personality) knows how to capture (attention) she is the girl how has million dollar smile people are lucky to have her in their life. Faith in (Karma)
I'm lucky I have sister like (lakita)
She is amazing sister.
lakita by Riddhi rathore September 2, 2018

lakota ridge junior school 

A preice of shit school that gives its children cardboard dipped in grease instead of pizza.
“Hey I go to Lakota ridge junior school”
“I’ll go ahead and call an ambulance now”
A lokote is a gang banger which is beyond Loco. It is an extremely psychotic individual who is down with his set and would shed his blood or others in a heartbeat for his gang.
It is a term created by a gang from Granger WA. The complete name of the gang is Lil Valley Lokotes. The mahority of it's members are in prison due to there Lokote lifestyle.
First guy: What's up Homie? What set You bang?
Lokote: Lil Valley Lokotes' Puto!
Lokote by Billy LaPierre September 29, 2006
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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
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