Villain from the Mario Bros. series. Looks like a
fat, bald turtle with thick glasses. It rides a cloud and hovers near the top of the screen, following
Mario wherever he goes. Lakitu is a heartless bastard because he seems to have no problem with pitching an infinite number of his spiked progeny to their death in an attempt to wound or at least annoy
Mario. However, he was recently changed careers from most annoying
Mario enemy ever, to doing camera work for Mario in his more recent 3-D games, as well as refereeing for the Mario Kart series.
Doug: "Goddammit son of
a bitch Lakitu keeps respawning and throwing more eggs at me!
FUCK OFF YOU STUPID LAKITU!"
Jared: "Chill man, a balance must be struck in the Mushroom kingdom. Man
must learn to coexist with the Lakitu."