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khus ka lainda
Khus ka lainda is a Urdu swear word invented by Mehraz Ali Khan and popularized by Nawazish Ali Nusrat. The meaning of this word is unclear and vague but it is still a very cool thing to say.
ABC: Yaar, mera aaj phadda hai
XYZ: Kon khus ka lainda hai woh, main jaa ker peet-ta hoon usse
Translation
ABC: I have a fight today
XYZ: Who's that khus ka lainda? I'll beat him up.
XYZ: Kon khus ka lainda hai woh, main jaa ker peet-ta hoon usse
Translation
ABC: I have a fight today
XYZ: Who's that khus ka lainda? I'll beat him up.
khus ka lainda by Olympiad walay mailay October 21, 2010
Linda H
A: did you shoot everyone on an iPhone
B: yeah why?
A: you must be The Linda H! Can I get an autograph ma'am?
B: yeah why?
A: you must be The Linda H! Can I get an autograph ma'am?
Linda H by VegetaReviews69 March 27, 2020
Lawndalarita
A sexual act in which multiple men have unprotected sex with the same woman in succession, ejaculating in a margarita glass. If at any time a participant finishes inside the woman, that person has to drink from the margarita glass. At the end of the gangbang, the contents of the margarita glass are mixed with a plastic spoon and used to inseminate the woman. The winner is revealed 9 months later on the Maury Povitch show.
Things got wild last night with Ashley at Skooterz, we went back to Jeff's house and set her up with a lawndalarita. I almost lost my boner when Jake busted in her and had to drink from the glass before it was my turn.
Lawndalarita by Nismaniak August 7, 2020
A Hot Landa
when a hirsute baseball enthusiast blows his blueberry jewce (or fresh cream) all over your quivering streudel
bitch, did you get a hot landa from donny last night?
nah, i wanted him to but he told me to wait for the cream. he can fuck a duck for all i care.
nah, i wanted him to but he told me to wait for the cream. he can fuck a duck for all i care.
A Hot Landa by immaletyounotfinish September 29, 2009
Landau
Someone being pretentiously pedantic, especiallly when it comes to terminologies, for the sake of being so. While some do it intentionally, some are so deeply mired in their apparent greatness to fail to notice the frivolity of it. They receive an interest rate that keeps up with inflation on their virginity.
To be in posession of virginity with compound interest.
Something that makes you think, "Holy shit you need to be having negative sex to say that"
To be in posession of virginity with compound interest.
Something that makes you think, "Holy shit you need to be having negative sex to say that"
Lindaxican
A noun. A Linda who's funny, cute (beautiful), weird yet mexican and jumps in place occasionally. Loves <(") and long, hot showers evidentally.. also is used in sentences containing the rare word "perchance".
Lindaxican by Songalonga November 5, 2009
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No Surprises Wedding
A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023
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ulzzang
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
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EBK
EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Yap Trap
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
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Blexas
Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.
Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.