Lahoo 

Shortened version of Lahoo-zaher, as used by 'Evendullah', a character in the short story by 'ScoozMee' called "The 'Dullahs (pt I)".
Has a more 'spiritual' meaning than simply loser and tends to suggest someone who will not submit to movinity.
Is used with venom and vehemence rather than in a manner to mock and ridicule. See the example given.

From the aformentioned story - Reproduced with permission:

"You dare to attempt your silly Zionist attack on me? You lahoo ! I am gonna pound you with this !!!!! Do you know what this is ??? Do ya ?? Well, do ya ?? Have you any idea ???", Evendullah waved the crow-bar frantically.
Still dazed and confused, Jacob had the misfortune to stutter, "What ?"

"You stupid pathetic lahoo !!", shouted Evendullah.
Evendullah raised the shiny weapon high so he could put as much power into the swing as he could.
"I'll tell you what this is you filthy lahoo. It will be the last thing you hear before I send you to hell-fire..."

Lahoo by Toonian Toadist April 26, 2006

Lahoo-zaher 

A drawn out loser, meaning "You suck!" and usually used by people named Michael.

Tiesha, you're such a lahoo-zaher!

Lahoo-zaher by tushie March 15, 2005

Lippy Lahoo

What someone would say to his probation officer after finding out they can drive again after getting a DUI/DWI.

"I'm going to become a licensed driver again!!!1 LIPPY LAHOO!!!"

Lippy Lahoo by ashleyrezai February 6, 2010

blue lagoon

A public toilet, so-named because of the color of its water, which has a blue hue due to the use of a disinfectant product which is released with every flush. (Also, coincidentally -- and appropriately, the title of a Brooke Shields movie.)

Gas Station Manager:

"Goddamit, Zeke. That last fat bastard who pulled in here left a big ol' stinkin' turd floatin' in the blue lagoon. Son-of-a-bitch won't flush. Now get in there and fish it out."

Gas Station Attendant:

"Fuck you. I quit."

blue lagoon by Robert T. Calhoun January 21, 2006

Lahoy 

An example of a "Second Laugh" where one laughs so hard a new laugh is released. Typically, this laugh will come out in a high-pitched fashion. This new laugh will sound like the word "Lahoy" (lah-hoy). In order to get to this magical second laugh, one will already need to be laughing and then another person tries making the subject laugh again by "finishing off" the person. If successful, the subject will be laughing at two things simultaneously thus creating a fusion of two laughs. This new creation is known as a Lahoy. They are rare and hard to come by unless you're a pro at finishing people off.

Lynnsay- Do you remember how belligerent you were last night?
Dylan- HAHAHAHAHA
Tom- Dude, look how drunk Kevin is!
Dylan- HAHA LAHOY!!!

Lahoy by Geiser May 17, 2010

Lacoochee Florida 

It used to be an industrial powerhouse back in the early 1900's. Around the 1960's it lost that railway and industry. From those years till now 2010. The town is one of the poorest in the State & Country. Many community leaders Like Isa Blanford and Denny Mihalinec pushed for a decade to improve the areas lack of decent housing, limited kids programs. Lacoochee is also nicknamed Mosswtown. because of the areas moss on trees. This was used as a product in the early years.

I am on my way to Coochee Florida! You mean Lacoochee Florida? Yea! Is that French for Lacccooossshhheee Florida? No, Lacoochee Florida.. La'Coochee

Lacoochee Florida by Coochee mann December 15, 2010

Coon Lagoon 

A swimming pool at a HUD apartment complex or a city park on the bad side of town.

Shaquanda and Lil Re-Re always be hangin wit they niglets up in da coon lagoon.

Coon Lagoon by mackerel daddy August 17, 2011