lagulence

Lagulence
lagulence
noun
The awkward delay between when a fart happens and when the smell arrives.
Example:
“There was a full three-second lagulence before anyone reacted.”

“There was a full three-second lagulence before anyone reacted.”

by Heymuse January 2, 2026

Laurence Rickard

Laurence Rickard is an actor and writer, best known for his work in the CBBC series Horrible Histories. Not only does he write a number of the sketches, but he has moved from 'background colour' to main actor during the development of the show. Possibly his most loved character is Bob Hale. His Twitter account is known for containing daily pearls of wisdom (or gems of lunacy). Rickard has also appeared in the comedy series Balls of Steel and has written extensively for comedy shows over the years. He has a loyal following of obsessive/dedicated fans known as Rickardians.

"Did you see Laurence Rickard as the Egyptian dentist last night? Yum!"

"Bob Hale report on Renaissance - awesome."

by larryrules November 9, 2012

Laurence

A perfect guy , he will never let you down. He is incrediblely sweet, caring , kind, faithful, talented, loving , very handsome but he is a gentleman . Laurence takes responsibility for his actions and apologizes even when it really doesn't matter because he respects women . There is no other kind of guy you would want to be !!!

My bestfriend is so incredibly amazing I would think he was a Laurence if I didn't know his name . Wait he is Laurence !!!

by LNB_Queen April 24, 2017

Laurence

Laurence is a beautiful girl. Her smile can brighten up anyones day. She is way smarter than she gives her self credit for. She’s very kind, loving, funny, lovable, adorable, cute, sweet, and perfectly imperfect. She’s the perfect sister to anyone, even if she’s not biologically your sister. She can be shy at sometimes, but not usually. She has everything a guy could ever want.

Laurence is my best friend and I would never let her go :)

by Aily April 29, 2020

Marie Laurence

Marie Laurence is just the best in the world. She’s the mom friend. Marie is literally the cutest sweetest girl. If you know a Marie Laurence and she loves you, you achieve everything right in life.

-Marie Laurence, i need a Advil, Please?
-Yes, of course!

by Sasooisthebest June 18, 2021

Marie-laurence

a chixx you wont fuck beacause your too ugly,but she'll bewitch you with her flamboyant and unconscious charm.

i hop i'd be Marie-laurence

i'd like to get a Marie-laurence for my birthday

i wish i could date marie-laurence

by ninaflower July 12, 2011

Laurenced

When a person is forgotten and left behind from a group of people who are going out somewhere, usually on a night out.

Ok guys let's go...huh? where are they?

Pfft, they left 10 minutes ago! your ass got laurenced!

by br 10 May 19, 2009