legulence 

A particularly nice set of legs.

Look at the legulence on that runner!

legulence by Ben Whetstone August 3, 2007

lagulence

Lagulence
lagulence
noun
The awkward delay between when a fart happens and when the smell arrives.
Example:
“There was a full three-second lagulence before anyone reacted.”

“There was a full three-second lagulence before anyone reacted.”

lagulence by Heymuse January 2, 2026