laguam

A game consisting of two balls measuring of 6 and 12 inches diameter respectively. Teams consist of 3 players and total of 4 teams in a match. Where they compete head to head to head to head. One player per team is named a "schlemeer" which is said to be the most risk taking of all positions because he must defend the posts with a net tied between his legs and hands tied behind his back. To begin all teams must shake hands in the middle of the field and run around the opposite teams post 12 times or until failure and meet back in the middle for the obligatory staring contest (the sport has become modernized and a coin flip will suffice), winner than begins rolling balls in an attempt to snap other teams posts. Teaming is allowed. Once one post is snapped the Shlemeer of the losing team must remove the net and defend only using their legs. The winner is decided when players other than the schlemeer, on the same team, break 12 posts of opposing teams.

Hey Jerry want to gather your 12 closest buddies and play laguam to find out who is the strongest hero

by #1 Schlemeer March 18, 2024

laggamuffin

Laggamuffin is a term used to describe someone who has a laggy internet connection or lags a lot. It is a combination of the words lag and raggamuffin. The term has been recently used on the irc network Gamesurge

That guy has dial up. He's such a laggamuffin

Lol. Laggamuffin

by diriginal September 13, 2008

Lagumera

1.The Lagumera originated as a club dance in Southern England. The move consisted of slow, enticing movements involving both the arms being in the air or to the side. Occasionally the two arms would meet in a clap above the head before the dancer would lower the hands in time to the music. Most of the movements are fluid and repetitive.

2.Lagumera is used in Norfolk and Suffolk to describe something of Venus like beauty. It can be an object, person or animal. Often golden, glistening, shimmering and summer themed. It's essence is often floral with gold bar undertones. Lagumera evokes the idea of a venus like sea creature basking in the sun in a golden cave-a demi-god.

Guy 1-Hey look at the girl in the sun. Her blonde hair is glistening, she kind of reminds me of a golden goose. I wonder if she flies into the sun at night.

Guy 2-Yeah she's a lagumera. I bet she can do the dance and everything.

by badger12345 April 30, 2010

Lagamore

Someone who always has to host the game but has a poor internet connection

#Brian: Hey guys I send out invites
#Group: Okay we joined
#Group: Hey we all lost connection Lagamore

by Itellmyselfsecretsbro October 18, 2018

Laguardia Arts

Fiorello H. Laguardia Arts High School or Arts and Performing Arts.(One of the Specialized High Schools in New York)

The combination of two art based high schools that joined together to form Laguardia High School.

The movie FAME was based on this notorious high school.
(and no they aren't stupid, crack heads, and not all gay)

This school contains majors such as Art, Dance, Drama, Instrumental, Tech, Vocal.

Few alumni that have attended Laguardia Arts:
Actors/Actresses: Jennifer Aniston, Adrien Brody, Al Pacino and Wesley Snipes;
Entertainers: Liza Minnelli and Ben Vereen;
Designer: Isaac Mizrahi

I Attend Laguardia Arts.

Laguardia Arts.

by Laguardian January 5, 2008

LaGuardia Airport

A third world country (per Joe Biden) existing just north of Queens and south of the Bronx, at least pre-COVID.

I purposely fly into JFK and Newark just to avoid the hell-hole that is LaGuardia Airport.

by InvaderInvader October 3, 2021

LaGuardia

really famous arts high school in new york city
famous people have been
famous people will be
tons of really cool people
tons of gay boys tons of smokers tones of coke heads
everyone there is under crazy amounts of pressure
you wonder how there still alive

I am talented and i go to Laguardia

by nyclife February 7, 2009