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laggistic 

Another way of saying "my computer sucks ass" while playing online games. But when used, it makes the speaker seem smarter than the geeks that are playing.
n00b6969: haha, rofl, omg, lol. i just PWN3D you n00b!!

i'll_totally_kick_ur_ass: no u didnt, my computer is just laggistic.

n00b696: WTF?!?!?!
laggistic by jewboy11505 March 1, 2008
Related Words
laggus • Lagussy • Laggasm • lagges • laggish • laggistic • lagnus • Lagusia • Laguson • Langus
To exit a game, usually in a sticky situation.

Usually used as a joke on a game called rogue lineage.
P1: You got gabled by like 20 people?!? how are you alive?!?
P2: I used Loggus.
loggus by Hour1 July 14, 2021
1.)When the lag in a game is so bad that it isn't worth playing.

2.)When your computer's connection speed is worse than that of dial-up.
Steve: Man last night I was playing Halo 3 and my connection had a laggasm and I appeared on the other side of the map.

Carl: That's nothing my connection was having such a laggasm that I couldn't even load google for 20 minutes.
Laggasm by CrunkMagnum August 6, 2009

Snap Loggus 

Logging out of a game very quickly. Usually used as a joke in a game called rogue lineage.
P1 Chat: Snap Loggus!
*he logs out of the game
Snap Loggus by Hour1 July 14, 2021
to lag = laggy = laggish (slang)
"Im losing this game because the connection is laggish"
laggish by Ninjo September 25, 2013
A buttmuching dickhole
test of lagnus
lagnus by test3243243243243 November 22, 2013
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