A certain vampire character from the Sims
4. He is a menace to
society who randomly breaks into people'
s houses and sucks their dicks I mean their blood, but I wouldn't be surprised if he does both. He is an old motherfucker who has been in charge of Forgotten Hollow for 200 years at least. He gets into conflicts with the Vatore family, which consists of two
faggot pussies who can't stand drinking human blood because it's """immoral""". Vlad, however, is a massive gigachad and sucks people's blood anyways. That's why he's hot as
hell. All in all, the best character ever. I wish he would eat my useless flesh.