the hottest fucking man ever. best character from Minecraft story mode even if mcsm itself sucks. i wish he was real i want to fuck him so much
by illumiost April 25, 2022
A certain vampire character from the Sims 4. He is a menace to society who randomly breaks into people's houses and sucks their dicks I mean their blood, but I wouldn't be surprised if he does both. He is an old motherfucker who has been in charge of Forgotten Hollow for 200 years at least. He gets into conflicts with the Vatore family, which consists of two faggot pussies who can't stand drinking human blood because it's """immoral""". Vlad, however, is a massive gigachad and sucks people's blood anyways. That's why he's hot as hell. All in all, the best character ever. I wish he could eat my flesh.
Me when talking about Vladislaus Straud: «You think he's daddy but he's more than daddy to me. He's... he's like grandpa!»
by illumiost August 08, 2022