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black lacquer table 

old. out of date. dated, but not kool enough to b retro.
5:30 AM, ur sipping coffee with some blue-hairs at a local all-nite dinner. Ur buddy shows up and brags to you that he just downloaded the latest Kenny Newman single. U incoherently reply, "ur such a black lacquer table."

lacquer head 

someone who spends most of their time getting high by sniffing fumes from different substances.
that dude is such a lacquer head, all he does is sniff paint fumes all day.
lacquer head by little_chris January 28, 2005

lacquer thinner larry 

Crazy individual; usually illiterate, criticizes the wrong person for the wrong reason usually to belittle and get ahead of, but instead gets made fun of because they tried to pick on the wrong celebrity.
Upchurch: yo we got another lacquer thinner Larry here

Entire fan base: OH BOY! Here we go again! Roast him church!

Lacquer Head 

one who sniffs paint and other harmful substances for that crazy 5 second high
That friggin lacquer head passed out again on carbeurator cleaner.
Lacquer Head by matt May 13, 2005

Lacquecia 

You know, that one girl who everybody watches out for, is known to cause a ruckus, and potentially even some rumors. Lacquecia ain't afraid to get nasty. She don't spill the tea, she makes it.
Oh no, Lacquecia is coming!

Lacquecia just had her sixteenth baby.

I heard Lacquecia got butt implants.
Lacquecia by NoneOfYourBusiness11 February 20, 2019

Lacquered Up 

To be incredibly inebriated; Very drunk
Mikey, Nick, and I got lacquered up last night at Flashbacks.
Lacquered Up by Mickey_Reb December 16, 2005