5:30 AM, ur sipping coffee with some blue-hairs at a local all-nite dinner. Ur buddy shows up and brags to you that he just downloaded the latest Kenny Newman single. U incoherently reply, "ur such a black lacquer table."
Crazy individual; usually illiterate, criticizes the wrong person for the wrong reason usually to belittle and get ahead of, but instead gets made fun of because they tried to pick on the wrong celebrity.
You know, that one girl who everybody watches out for, is known to cause a ruckus, and potentially even some rumors. Lacquecia ain't afraid to get nasty. She don't spill the tea, she makes it.