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An ugly ass motherfucker, with no life besides owning "Tastie's"
This dude is a fucking, Labre Man!
Labre by JuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuDOOOO September 6, 2016

Labrador Retriever 

A medium large dog breed originating from Newfoundland. They come in three colors according to the AKC. They are the most popular breed in US for many reasons. And you will find hair laying around if one is close by.
"My dog Murphy is a Labrador Retriever."
Labrador Retriever by -anonymous15 January 10, 2014

Labranting 

To show off publicly while shirtless. Drawing attention to oneself generally in a cheesy way while shirtless
Why's that dude Labranting over there?! Put a damn shirt on son!
Labranting by GuyFawkesJeep October 4, 2020

Judge Labeled

Someone judging a person that they do not know and with little to no information, giving them a derogatory label as a result of their bias. Thus, drawing a conclusion about the kind of person they are based on said label.
“That guy legit said I must be a slut if I drink tequila shots. He obviously judge labeled us from across the bar”
Someone who labels anyone and anything in an effort to avoid

explaining the reasoning* behind a conclusion they have espoused.

* because there is none
Doug is such a labelist! If someone disagrees with him he just calls them a "crazy liberal"!
Labelist by Dr. IV January 2, 2013

Labelreaderitus 

When you are so bored in the bathroom, you begin to read the labels on the backs of the toiletries and cleaning supply bottles just to pass the time.
Giovanni was in the bathroom yesterday and after half an hour he got such a bad case of labelreaderitus, he began to read the back of the Lysol can.
Labelreaderitus by Jace555 May 19, 2009